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JockerDontTryAndChangeMe

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Member Since: 14 Feb 2011 07:33pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 153127

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You read the name.
I'm a jocker, and you're just going to have to deal with that. If not, you can go fuck yourself, because I have no interest in listening to your bitchy little complaints.
I know how to make my own layouts, my own formats, but I jock anyways. Why? Because. It pisses people off. Even if my username obviously tells people I'm a known jocker. It still pisses people off. And people still fave the quotes I post. I get a Top Quote every now and then, and that's one big perk of this account. If I get a Top Quote, some smartass looks at the username, does a no-shit-Sherlock move (e.g. "You're a jocker!") and then comments flood in. To be honest, I don't give a fuck if people know I'm a jocker or not, because, like I said before, that's the point. Don't risk yourself commenting on anything I post, though, because you're going to get jocked. And one day, I'm going to make a Top Quote out of YOUR quote. So I'd appreciate it if you shut the fuck up. :) Now, if you don't care, you shouldn't be reading this, and you can piss off of my profile instead of working yourself up about me. I'll never change. You can't get me to change. DON'T try and change me.
  1. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 12:04am EDT
    click to see this quote

  2. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 8:47pm EDT
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  3. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 9:42pm EDT
    will she love you like i love you?
    will she tell you every day? will she make you feel like you're invincible, with every word you'll say? ♥

  4. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 9:39pm EDT
    Who else remembers;
    "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

  5. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 9:33pm EDT
    O H, y o u g o t a n A ?
    That's funny, i thought you were going to 'fail this so bad'.

  6. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 9:27pm EDT
    See that girl over there?
    T h e o n e t h a t j u s t t r i p p e d u p t h e s t a i r s ?
    That's my best friend(:
    i ' m | s o | p r o u d

  7. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 9:22pm EDT
    & who else loves guys with
    blue eyes ...

  8. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 10:44pm EDT
    Note to self;
    try not to fall for douchebags.

  9. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 10:39pm EDT
    i hate when
    g u y s
    h a v e
    bigger boobs than me....

  10. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:54pm EDT
    Snow White
    lived alone with seven men.
    Jasmine
    was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin.
    Little Red Riding Hood
    didn’t listen to her mother and went out.
    Pinocchio
    was a liar.
    Robin Hood
    was a thief.
    Tarzan
    walked without clothes on.
    Sleeping Beauty
    was kissed by a stranger and married him.
    Cinderella
    lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
    These are the stories our parents raised us with
    & then they complain our generation is
    messed up?!

  11. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:53pm EDT
    Seeing a spider,
    isn't a problem.
    It becomes a problem when
    it disappears.

  12. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:52pm EDT
    That Mini
    heart attack when;
    *you turn on your I-pod
    and the volume
    IS ALL THE WAY UP
    not my format

  13. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:52pm EDT
    Teacher:
    Did you do your homework?
    Student:
    Did you grade my test?
    Teacher:
    I have other student's tests to grade.
    Student:
    I have other teacher's homework to do.

  14. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:51pm EDT
    SOMETiMES,
    we need to open our eyes & realize who's been there all along

  15. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:50pm EDT
    Eyes are placed in the front
    because it's more important to look ahead than look back///♥

  16. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:50pm EDT
    Hes the kind
    of boy you can love & hate at the same time..♥

  17. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:49pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  18. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:45pm EDT
    DearBoys,
    If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.

  19. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 6:29pm EDT
    && who else...
    FREAKS OUT
    when they see a text message on their phone from
    HIM.
    notmyformat

  20. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 6:29pm EDT
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    and who else loves to
    \\eat FOOD//

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