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Chinchillin123

1. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2011 3:00pm UTC
   "He had one hand on the steering
   wheel, the other on my heart."
   No,sorry Taylor Swift,
   he wasn't reaching for your
   heart...
   
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2. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2011 3:37pm UTC
   THAT awkward MOMENT WHEN
   you're hiding behind a shower curtain,
   waiting to murder someone,
   but they check while going to the
   bathroom,
   and then you can't murder them.
   
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3. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2011 10:22pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when your teacher tells you to stop flirting.
   
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4. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2010 9:17pm UTC
   The best comeback when your mom says
   "If all of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" is
   "If no other moms ever said that, would you?"
   
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5. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2010 9:29pm UTC
   At least even for a little while,
   I was the reason
   behind your
   smile.
   format by peaceinpieces
   
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6. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2010 9:13pm UTC
   When my hair looks good:
   8%- school/out in public
   92%- At home, right before I go to bed.
   
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7. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2010 1:59pm UTC
   ME: "Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?"
   TEACHER: "Of course not"
   ME: "Good because I didn't do my homework."
   
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8. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2010 9:09pm UTC
   I don' t know about you,
   but if I had a small m i n i wheat
   on my s h o l d e r
   talking to me a l l d a y
   there is NO WAY I 'd be focased :)
   
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9. Chinchillin123
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2010 6:30pm UTC
   Today is where your book begins,
   The rest is still unwritten|
   
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10. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 9:37pm UTC
    Uh Oh....
    Taylor Swift and Beyonce
    are both up for
    Best Female Video
    in theVMA's this year....
    Kanye West
    is gonna have
    another
    freakin' cow!
    
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11. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 2:07pm UTC
    " A m I t h e o n l y o n e . . . ? "
    *0 favs*
    I g u e s s s o . . . .
    q u o t e c r e d i t t o mrs_carameloh
    
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12. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    I n s c h o o l ,
    no matter the amount of people waiting
    outside the classroom,
    s o m e o n e w i l l s t i l l t r y t o o p e n t he
    locked door.
    *f o r m a t c r e d i t t o l y s s a r o o 7
    
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13. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 11:46am UTC
    If Miley Cyrus
    "Can't Be Tamed"
    we should probably put her down....
    *not my quote
    *this is a joke....so nobody freak out on me
    
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14. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 5:20pm UTC
    Guy:If I could rearrange the
    alphabet, I'd putUandI together.
    Girl:I like it just the way it is, withNandOtogether.
    
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15. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 7:44pm UTC
    Today,
    I was in Starbucks when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
    The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
    I finished my Latte and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.
    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
    MLIA
    
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16. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    & + d o n ' t y o u h a t e i t w h e n
    y o u r m o m a n d s o m e r a n d o m p e r s o n
    y o u ' v e n e v e r m e t
    start having this
    2 0 m i n u t e
    c o n v e r s a t i o n a t t h e s t o r e
    a n d y o u r j u s t k i n d o f s t a n d i n g t h e r e ?
    Oh Mom.
    fav if your mom does this too.
    
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17. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    S h i n :
    A strategically placed body part used to find
    objects in a dark room. be alright
    
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18. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    No teacher,
    I d o n o t k n o w
    t h e a n s w e r t o y o u r q u e s t i o n .
    T h a t ' s w h y m y h a n d w a s n ' t r a i s e d .
    all mine.
    
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19. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2010 9:29pm UTC
    Gwen Stefani
    t a u g h t a n e n t i r e g e n e r a t i o n
    h o w t o s p e l l
    ♥ bananas ♥
    
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20. Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2010 8:09pm UTC
    summers almost here.
    I'm about to go Phineas & Ferb on this
    b i t c h
    all mine.
    
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