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Chinchillin123

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Member Since: 6 May 2010 10:18pm

Last Seen: 30 Jul 2014 08:21am

user id: 108246

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  1. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 3:00pm EDT
    "He had one hand on the steering
    wheel, the other on my heart."
    No,sorry Taylor Swift,
    he wasn't reaching for your
    heart...

  2. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 3:37pm EDT
    THAT awkward MOMENT WHEN
    you're hiding behind a shower curtain,
    waiting to murder someone,
    but they check while going to the
    bathroom,
    and then you can't murder them.

  3. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 10:22pm EST
    That awkward moment
    when your teacher tells you to stop flirting.

  4. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 9:17pm EST
    The best comeback when your mom says
    "If all of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" is
    "If no other moms ever said that, would you?"

  5. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 9:29pm EST
    At least even for a little while,
    I was the reason
    behind your
    smile.
    format by peaceinpieces

  6. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 9:13pm EDT
    When my hair looks good:
    8%- school/out in public
    92%- At home, right before I go to bed.

  7. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 1:59pm EDT
    ME: "Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?"
    TEACHER: "Of course not"
    ME: "Good because I didn't do my homework."

  8. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 9:09pm EDT
    I don' t know about you,
    but if I had a small m i n i wheat
    on my s h o l d e r
    talking to me a l l d a y
    there is NO WAY I 'd be focased :)

  9. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 6:30pm EDT
    Today is where your book begins,
    The rest is still unwritten|

  10. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 9:37pm EDT
    Uh Oh....
    Taylor Swift and Beyonce
    are both up for
    Best Female Video
    in theVMA's this year....
    Kanye West
    is gonna have
    another
    freakin' cow!

  11. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 2:07pm EDT
    " A m I t h e o n l y o n e . . . ? "
    *0 favs*
    I g u e s s s o . . . .
    q u o t e c r e d i t t o mrs_carameloh

  12. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 8:56pm EDT
    I n s c h o o l ,
    no matter the amount of people waiting
    outside the classroom,
    s o m e o n e w i l l s t i l l t r y t o o p e n t he
    locked door.
    *f o r m a t c r e d i t t o l y s s a r o o 7

  13. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 11:46am EDT
    If Miley Cyrus
    "Can't Be Tamed"
    we should probably put her down....
    *not my quote
    *this is a joke....so nobody freak out on me

  14. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 5:20pm EDT
    Guy:If I could rearrange the
    alphabet, I'd putUandI together.
    Girl:I like it just the way it is, withNandOtogether.

  15. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 7:44pm EDT
    Today,
    I was in Starbucks when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
    The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
    I finished my Latte and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.
    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
    MLIA

  16. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 8:10pm EDT
    & + d o n ' t y o u h a t e i t w h e n
    y o u r m o m a n d s o m e r a n d o m p e r s o n
    y o u ' v e n e v e r m e t
    start having this
    2 0 m i n u t e
    c o n v e r s a t i o n a t t h e s t o r e
    a n d y o u r j u s t k i n d o f s t a n d i n g t h e r e ?
    Oh Mom.
    fav if your mom does this too.

  17. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 7:17pm EDT
    S h i n :
    A strategically placed body part used to find
    objects in a dark room. be alright

  18. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2010 9:59pm EDT
    No teacher,
    I d o n o t k n o w
    t h e a n s w e r t o y o u r q u e s t i o n .
    T h a t ' s w h y m y h a n d w a s n ' t r a i s e d .
    all mine.

  19. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2010 9:29pm EDT
    Gwen Stefani
    t a u g h t a n e n t i r e g e n e r a t i o n
    h o w t o s p e l l
    ♥ bananas ♥

  20. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2010 8:09pm EDT
    summers almost here.
    I'm about to go Phineas & Ferb on this
    b i t c h
    all mine.

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