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posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC

It’s ok Miley
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:28pm UTC

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Today at school my princepal was doing reading the announcements over the intercom system like normal and all of a sudden in the background you hear some kid scream, "Guess what day it is!! Guess what day it is!!" and my princepal goes "Chad i swear to God if you finish that sentence I will give you a detention". Its quiet for a few seconds while my princepal reads off a few more announcements and then all of a sudden this kid yells "Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then the intercom clicked off..

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mads*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 7:39pm UTC

child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: They fall out?!
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
me:
me: You keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes*
child I am babysitting: whoa

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Breeze
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 11:52pm UTC

i can post my feelings without being judged · the quotes make me laugh · i go on when i'm bored · people are nice to me and it has helped me discover myself · it gives me an escape · it helps me stay alive · it's an outlet for anything and everything · i love the people here · i can be myself · everyone has a story to tell · i love the people on here · it saves lives · it keeps people going · i can express my feelings through powerful words · i can laugh for an hour at one quote · it makes me laugh · it's full of heartwarming and hilarious posts · i can relax and really laugh · everyone is so sweet and i don't see that at school · we have our own inside jokes · the respect we have for each other is like nothing else · we're a family · it's my safe haven · it's a place for me to be myself ·i don't have to hide who i am · i won't be judged · i can post things that express my personality · there are people to relate to · it's a community of people where we all care for and respect each other · i can talk to new people who share the same interests as me · i can make new friends · i like this site for thousands of reasons · it allows me to express myself and my feelings · it's a place where you can be yourself without being hated or judged · it allows me to post what i want without anyone seeing · i can be myself without worrying about the judgement of people i'll be seeing every day · it makes me feel normal again · it gives me that feeling of belonging · it makes me feel less lonely · it's fun to see what people post · i enjoy making my own quotes and seeing if people like them · it's a nice way to de-stress and just chill · i enjoy talking to the amazing people here · i like reading all the inspirational and witty quotes · quote making is one of the few things i feel like i can do well · it's like one big family · it has changed my life and helped me when no one else would · who wouldn't like this site? 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WITTY
Format by Breeze (hover over quote)

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 3:19pm UTC

An engineer and a doctor were in
love with same girl. The engineer
used to give her an apple every day.
Why..
?
Because an apple a day keeps the
doctor away.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 10:19am UTC

How To Save The World?
1. Make a Document Titled "The
World"
2. Save It.

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annalove26
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Me: Exercise
Me: Exercis
Me: Exerci
Me: Exerc
Me: Exer
Me: Exe
Me: Ex
Me: Extra fries

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annalove26
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:20pm UTC

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
by those who could not hear the music.
♥

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annalove26
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 3:43pm UTC

❀ ❀ ❀
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Every ❀ ❀
flower ❀
must ❀ ❀
grow ❀
through
dirt❀ ❀ ❀
❀ ❀ ❀ ❀

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Oh, you saw Paranormal Activity 4?
That's nothing, I saw Coraline all by myself the other day and I only peed my pants twice.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 12:03pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Go home, winter.
You're drunk.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 10:02am UTC

Person: Follow Me.. I Follow Back :)
Me: Looks on their page.
Followers: 4,038
Following: 3
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: You better be ashamed of yourself.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

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Delicate*
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Do you know what's beautiful?
A girl lying in her bed, her music blasting so loud that it's all she hears. She's lying face down on the sheets, and sunlight is streaming through her window. A blanket covers about half of her incredibly formed back, which is otherwise bare, and her toes just barely poke through the bottom. She's got a necklace lying next to her, as well as her phone. Her head's tilted on her pillows so that she's facing them both, and am arm is curled under her head. Written on that wrist is a word, whatever word she decides to use to describe herself for the day. She's not doing anything, she's just breathing. And that, that is beautiful in ways you can't even describe.

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annalove26
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I exercised once but found I am allergic to it.
My skin flushed and my heart raced.
I got sweaty and short of breath.
Very dangerous.
I do not recommend.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 4:12pm UTC

You’re the umbrella that shelters me from the rain.
You’re the pills that take away my pain.
You’re the light that helps me find the way.
You’re the words when I have nothing to say.
You’re the touch that takes my breath away.
Nothing else is so true.
Here I am tangled up in you.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 2:51am UTC

I'm a girl... don't touch my hair, face, phone, boyfriend. Boyfriend? Oops I meant Wifi.

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Steve
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 12:11am UTC

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 4:58pm UTC

If I ever become a teacher, whenever a student falls asleep in my class,
I'm going to take a picture of them and put it on my wall. And that wall will be called the Wall of Shame.

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