annabean97's Favorites

Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 2:08pm UTC

Your such a b/tch
You're*
OMG! Your so annoying.
You're*
Stop doing that! YOUR PIISSING ME OFF
You're*
FINE! I'm going to kick YOU'RE A/S
Your*

👍 this is good · read the comments · 699 points

yourcool
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 10:38pm UTC

Normal flirting: hey babe, you're so pretty and sweet. may I get your number?
Me flirting: if you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1624 points

JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 12:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 798 points

BriBri27
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:14pm UTC

you see that heart? yeah I'd click it snd you'll get a suprise on your profile later

👍 this is good · read the comments · 692 points

thatbritishboy
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 2:09pm UTC

So, while in America, I've seen a lot of signs on cars. Like this one for instance:
Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won't.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 509 points

Buki
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

So I got al l dressed up, was looking alright.
My mom asked me where I was going. My sad, sad reply. . .
"To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1801 points

lexi1020
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:12pm UTC

2012:
the year when girls want to see a movie about strippers,
& guys want to see a movie about a teddy bear.
nmf/nmq

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1001 points

barneythebigpurpledino
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC

"How long is this Doritos commercial?!"
"Grandma...that's Jersey Shore.."
nmq, nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1267 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 801 points

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC

I'm team Jacob.
Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2526 points

littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:15pm UTC

i say the most flirty things when im just talking to my friends.
but when it comes time for me to actually flirt, im just like....
"BANANA"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 262 points

thecookie1997
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Hey I just met you,
and girl you look crazy,
what brands your make-up,
Crayola maybe?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 270 points

yourcool
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Crocs are the simplest form of birth control.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 832 points

yourcool
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Class started before I got here.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 502 points

lovehimmorethanwords
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 11:21am UTC

It was July 4th.
My crush had come over to watch our firework display.
We happened to be alone in the backyard, when a shooting star streaked across the sky.
"Make a wish!" I said.
He asked me what I wished for, to which I replied,
"You."
He then kissed me, & said,
"I guess both of our wishes came true."
♥
nmf. not a true story.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 908 points

SydDaNinjaUnicorn
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 8:22am UTC

Why I don't have a boyfriend #1-
I walk around my house with a basket on my back for over an hour yelling,
"I'm a turtle! Look at me mom!!!!!"

👍 this is good · read the comments · 865 points

JetsGirlXx18xX
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandpartents: Look at our beautiful grand-daughter! How many hearts have you broke this week?
People at School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1264 points

valerieexrainbowss
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Eating
With my crush: *takes a few tiny bites*
At home, alone: NOM NOM NOM

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1184 points

SingWriteDraw
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 9:11pm UTC

If you were a Sharpie,
you would be ultra fine.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 861 points

ThePastIsPast
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 8:07pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 316 points

Witty Profiles

annabean97