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amayzingmayzie
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November 9, 2012 9:10pm UTC

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Steve
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November 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC

The difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'
When you marry the right girl, you are complete.
When you marry the wrong girl, you are finished.
And when the right girl catches you with the wrong girl, you are completely finished!

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horsegirl99
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November 11, 2012 7:34pm UTC

In bed, it's 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 1:31.

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amayzingmayzie
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November 9, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Favoriting your own quote 'cause you're just #SWAGLIKETHAT
#foreveralone

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musicaddict27
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October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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jnh101
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October 27, 2012 7:03pm UTC

pick up lines#6
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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Travis Allred*
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October 27, 2012 6:40pm UTC

True friends are the ones who have nice things
to say about you behind your back.
♥♥♥♥

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KatyPerryFan
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October 27, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone threw a fridge at her.
Am I seriously the only person who laughs at this crap?!

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avillanueva17
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October 17, 2012 6:01pm UTC

The presidential debate was
comedy gold...

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amayzingmayzie
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October 17, 2012 6:30pm UTC

So every time
you feel depressed
about your breakup
just remember
That it was still a better love story than Twilight.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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October 16, 2012 9:51pm UTC

I'm a leader, not a follower.
Unless we're getting flu shots, then screw it. You're going first.

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amayzingmayzie
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October 16, 2012 9:45pm UTC

The formula to making millions:
Ste One: Find a few attractive people.
Step Two: Autotune the sh*t out of their voices.
Step Three: Plaster their face all over a magazine.
Congratulations! You are now a millionaire.

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