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amayzingmayzie

Status: Being awesome

Member Since: 16 Oct 2012 09:26pm

Last Seen: 21 Nov 2012 07:35pm

Gender: F

user id: 334943

These are a few of my favorite things...
Acting!
Singing!
Dancing!
Spiderman!

amayzingmayzie
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:02pm UTC
Awful Jokes #1
What did the soccer ball say to the baseball?
I'm tired of getting kicked around.

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amayzingmayzie
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November 9, 2012 9:15pm UTC
Favoriting your own quote 'cause you're just #SWAGLIKETHAT
#foreveralone

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amayzingmayzie
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November 9, 2012 9:10pm UTC
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amayzingmayzie
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October 17, 2012 6:30pm UTC
So every time
you feel depressed
about your breakup
just remember
That it was still a better love story than Twilight.

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amayzingmayzie
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October 16, 2012 9:45pm UTC
The formula to making millions:
Ste One: Find a few attractive people.
Step Two: Autotune the sh*t out of their voices.
Step Three: Plaster their face all over a magazine.
Congratulations! You are now a millionaire.

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