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iamkenzie97
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:32pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you look in the mirror.
while crying.
and you just start crying more.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC

I'm the type of person,
Who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny.
Follow me, I probably won't follow back c;

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unic0rn
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC

besstfriend: "I'm gonna get a grape tattoo so that way when I'm older, it will be a raisin."
me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.
smartphowned.com

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC

I hate that thing that happens
Right before you sleep.
Every mistake you've ever made,
Every word you wish you never said,
Every moment that made you cry
rushes through your head
and all you can do about it is cringe
and pretend it never happened...

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bella92008
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Things i can Honestly Say . . .
#1. I've never smoked, ANYTHING.
should i start a series ?

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SkrapaD
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC

OUR GENERATION:
Where teen pregnancy is more common than ever,
and looking like a stick is the new style.
Where kids get bullied left and right,
and we always have to fake a smile.
Where our opinions aren't excepted,
and most little kids have already swore.
Where the blood streams down our fragile wrists,
and our eyes swell with tears, head to the floor.
Where looking like an orange is more important than school,
and girls starve to get the perfect body.
Where theres at least one swear in every teen's sentence,
and instead of "she's beautiful," she's "a hottie".
And I sit here and wonder, "What have we become?"
as I wipe the tears so I don't smear my foundation,
and the only answer to my question is:
I guess it's just our generation.
♥

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bLuEeYeS01
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 8:34pm UTC

when your talking to a ten year old about boys and they say "eww boys have cooties"
and your just like YES you still have innocence.

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brianamae
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 10:03am UTC

That awkward moment when you know all the lyrics of over 100 songs but you cant answer 10 questions on your test. Fomat by IloveStarWars

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mwittym
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

When you were younger
and you poured juice into a wine glass then acted like you were drinking alcohol.

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hanzoo346
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 12:11pm UTC

If my mom saw my
witty
»I'd so totally be in therapy.
nmf

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LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 11:34am UTC

O
I hate when you talk to someone every single day.
Then all of a sudden it just stops.
Then neither of you say a word to eachother.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 3:40pm UTC

The sound of children laughing makes me happy.
Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out.

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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Don't judge me because i'm quiet.
Nobody plans a murder out loud.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Me: Hey, can you pick up some milk on your way home?
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: She's not answering me.
Me: She must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic.
Me: I killed her
Me: I killed my mom.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I act like such a happy person
But , deep down, I am not...
I know people have it worse then me,
But I still have troubles of my own...

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TheAwesomist
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 2:17pm UTC

How many times have you typed, "I'm okay" while crying?

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xocheetahcrayonxo
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 8:06pm UTC

---------------------------------- Is it just me, or does the need to pee intensify by a millionwhen you are trying to unlock the door to your house? ---------------------------------

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x3sammii
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:38pm UTC

She comes off strong,
BUT SHE FALLS ASLEEP CRYING.
She acts like nothing's wrong,
BUT MAYBE SHE'S JUST GOOD AT LYING.
NMQ

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 11:11am UTC

Those cheap pencils with
erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

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