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  1. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    That moment when...
    You wonder what your voice sounds like to other people

  2. soup6996 soup6996
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:16am UTC
    Girl Logic:
    "I'm mad, but I'm not going to tell you why, but it's your fault, so you better figure out what you did wrong."

  3. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    That awesome moment when someone is lying and you know the truth ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Video Calling On Skype:
    5% looking at the other person.
    95% looking at myself.

  5. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    &Who remembers
    Smokin' Oken?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    I've always wanted to be one of those girls.
    who was skinny and gorgeous.
    who all the guys loved and fought over.
    who all the other girls envied.
    who actually liked herself.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Oh, how it hurts
    to be ignored by the one you love most...

  9. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Liam: you're insecure
    Me: Hell yeah, I am
    Liam: don't know what for
    Me: well, I'm ugly and awkward...
    Liam: you're turnin heads when you walk through the door
    Me: because people are surprised to see a deformed potato walking
    Liam: don't need makeup to cover up
    Me: you're right. Nothing will help this face
    Liam: being the way that you are is enough
    Me: yeah, enough to get laughed at
    Liam: that's it. I give up on this chick!

  10. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Deleting one "ha"
    from your hahahahahaha, because you thought it was too much.

  11. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Aye Ryan Lochte
    You can practice your breast-stroke with me anytime.

  12. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    My life:
    wait for christmas
    wait for spring break/easter
    wait for summer
    Repeat.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Maybe one day
    you'll feel the same way...

  14. Soccerbabe23 Soccerbabe23
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.

  15. GrantO_O GrantO_O
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    I remeber when staying up past
    midnight was hard to do, now it
    a bad habit.

  16. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:26am UTC
    I’ll wait for the guy that will sit through all my Disney movies.
    When we are at a restaurant, he’ll ask the waitress for crayons
    Because he knows I like to color and he won’t care what anyone thinks.
    He’ll bet me kisses that he can beat me in video games, and then cream me.
    When it’s that time of the month, he won’t run away like a coward.
    He’ll hold my hand and listen to my mean comments.
    I won’t have to dress up to be beautiful. He’ll beg me not to wear any makeup.
    He would never even consider leaving after we had a fight.
    He won’t back down when he’s right and he’ll prove me wrong.
    I’ll never have to worry about looking stupid or being judged.
    His mom will know all about me because he’ll talk about me; a lot.
    Our friends will consider use the perfect couple.
    We’ll have tickle fights and he won’t stop till I’m crying from laughing so hard.
    I’ll find cute little notes telling me how much he loves me.
    If I tell him to leave me alone, he won’t, he’ll stay there and hold me.
    He won’t care that I can’t cook, but he’ll teach me how to make our favorites.
    He’ll laugh when I fall, but help me up and whisper “its okay, I still love you.”
    I’ll be able to call him at 3 in the morning just to tell him I miss him
    And he would never get mad. He’d say I miss you too.
    When I fall asleep on the phone with him, he won’t hang up.
    He’ll stay on all night until the morning and I’ll wake up to good morning beautiful.
    He won’t care of I don’t have the smallest waist or the biggest boobs.
    To him, I’ll be perfect and he’ll love me for me.
    We’ll go on spontaneous picnic trips even if it ends up raining.
    He’ll show me off to the world; not by making out or kissing
    But just by holding my hand. He’ll get a little jealous if I talk to other guys.
    Not because he doesn’t trust me but because he’s afraid to lose me.
    He will know every single flaw of mine and won’t care about them at all.
    I love you more fights will be a constant thing between us.
    We’ll have cute nicknames for each other and no one else will know what they mean.
    He’ll be my best friend, my soul mate, my lover. And he will be there forever.
    He’ll love me as I am.
    nmf

  17. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:06am UTC
    Who else finds it knda funny that
    McDonalds
    sponsers the Olympics?
    haha

  18. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:25am UTC
    HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
    me: mom i got all a's
    mom:
    me: mom i cleaned the house
    mom:
    me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
    mom:
    mom: is this your cup on the table?
    me: yes
    mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.
    nmf/nmq
    tumblr

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    August
    Back to school commercials
    Back to school sales
    Back to school shopping
    Worrying about my sleep schedule
    Schedules being posted on facebook
    Registration forms
    School letters
    Back to school statuses
    Missing school
    telling people you hope you have classes with them
    Wow, summer really is almost over.

  20. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC
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