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  1. aellyniq aellyniq
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 2:19am UTC
    do you ever feel that you could love anyone
    but no one could ever love you?

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    mi papá tiene 47 años: my dad is 47 years old
    mi papa tiene 47 anos: my potato has 47 buttholes
    i love spanish.

  3. TimothyJames TimothyJames
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    So I'm A Guy,
    And I want a girl, who will just lay down with me and
    cuddle while watching eachothers favourite movies

  4. niightxx niightxx
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    When theres trouble you know who to call...
    Teen Titans!
    From their tower they can see it all...
    Teen Titans!
    When theres evil on the attack,
    You can rest knowing they got your back,
    Cuz when the world needs heros on patrol...
    Teen Titans
    GO!
    With their super powers they unite,
    Teen Titans!
    Never met a villian that they liked,
    Teen Titans!
    They've got the bad guys on the run,
    they never stop till the jobs get done
    cuz when the world is losin all control...
    TEEN TITANS GO!
    TEEN TITANS GO!
    1-2-3-4 GO
    TeEN
    TiTaNS!

  5. indie4life indie4life
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:15am UTC
    cute guy: *looks at me*
    me: omigod what should I do?
    me: I know, i'll just dance to the music a bit
    cute guy: *looks at me weirdly*
    me: *pulls out earphones* what did I do wrong?
    me: ohhhhhhhh

  6. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    it's funny how i have a better conversation with myself than i do with most people.
    -___-

  7. crazyxbeautifulxlife crazyxbeautifulxlife
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Mom: Clean your room!
    Mom: This place is a dump!
    Mom: You're not going anywhere this weekend until you clean your room.
    Mom: *throws a sock at me*
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: Master has given gab a sock...
    Me: GAB IS A FREE ELF!
    Me: *runs out of room*

  8. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    have you ever felt alone,
    I N A C R O W D E D R O O M ?

  9. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:15am UTC
    You said "Iloveyou."
    I said it too
    The only difference is
    I didn't lie
    to you

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    I don’t care if you think you have "swag".
    Pull up your pants and walk faster.

  11. ilikethings ilikethings
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:43am UTC
    so yesterday,
    i was at starbucks and these five teenage boys came in.
    they ordered their
    drinks under the names
    niall, zayn, harry, louis, and liam as a prank.
    you should of heard the screams
    when their names were called out.
    you should of also seen the look of
    dissapointment when the girls realized
    they were just normal,
    teenage boys and not 1D. // [xxx]

  12. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    I need a hug.

  13. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Pretending to care about,
    Your teachers personal life just to waist time in class.♥
    -ILoveStarWars

  14. ElizaNyan ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:04am UTC
    I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I was in comma for two years, Until nurse played his songs on the radio in my room and i had to wake up to turn it off.

  15. racheythequeen racheythequeen
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Mario has the ability to break blocks with his own head , yet he dies when touching a turtle.o.O

  16. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:05am UTC
    me: *wakes up*
    2 hours later
    me: *gets out of bed*

  17. Nightlock Nightlock
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Boy: Here's a notebook full of dates I'm availible to be with you.
    Girl: But it's blank...
    Boy: Exactly. You fill in the dates, because whenever you need me, I'll be there.
    Aw. Austin and Ally <3

  18. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    *Father and Son Talking*
    Son: Dad, Can you write in the dark?
    Dad: Yeah I think so.. Why?
    Son: I need you to sign my report card.
    Fave if you get it(:

  19. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 4:50pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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