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Trustmeee
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 7:28pm UTC

90% of girls would rather be called beautiful instead of hot.
The other 10% is happy if she gets any kind of compliment at all.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:35pm UTC

tips on liking people:
• don't
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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
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daniellejennings14
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 6:30pm UTC

yes witty:
I'm a 14 year old girl, only on this website
to seek affordable life insurance

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daniellejennings14
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 1:09pm UTC

The Period Song
(In rythym to call me maybe)
Hey I just bled through
all my panties!
so don't come near me
I'm really cranky!
And all the males out there
try to understand me
but they don't get it
SO GET AWAY PLEASE
Blood, gush and leakys
all over my white jeans!
I'm gonna kill you
Ugh why am I ugly
WHERE ARE MY CHOCOLATES
BRING THEM TO ME
I HATE YOU ALL
NEVER AGAIN TALK TO ME
my own song, made from experience...

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 7:16am UTC

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay.

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LiamandSimmy
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 1:12pm UTC

I’m having one of those unattractive days,
I mean years,
I mean lives.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Caitlyn*
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 12:37pm UTC

"If you want, you can leave.
I'll remember you though.
I remember eveyone that leaves."
- Lilo and Stitch

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daniellejennings14
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 12:54pm UTC

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DrawMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchGirlsJack
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:22am UTC

On December 21st we all should just agree on a
time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 5:46pm UTC

things to do while the internet is down:
- cry in the mirror
- yell at your internet provider.
- nervously pace back and forth
- repeatedly click refresh
- complain to your local congressman
- paint your feelings
- stagger outside, become confused and disoriented by "real world"
- fill the nagging pie of des[air in your stomach with donuts
- ask god, "why me?"
- assume the fetal position and hum quietly

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xosarah2xo
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 8:13pm UTC

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Demitriaa_Lee
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Mirror: You're Ugly
Body: You're Fat
Parents: You're Useless
1D: I'm In Love With You and All These Little Things ♥
Do you understand now why I am a directioner?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC

me most of the year:
want that. and that. oh and that. ooh that's nice, that too.
what do you want for christmas?:
i cannot think of a possible thing that i want.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:08pm UTC

don't play with a women's heart.
she only has one. play with her boobs, she has two.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:16pm UTC

when i hold doors for people:
kids: ....
teenagers: ..thanks..
adults: thank you.
older people: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG WOMAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG WOMAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Dear boyfriend,
Please stop trying to make your password "mypenis." The computer and I both agree it's not long enough.
Sincerely, your girlfriend.

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