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  1. marissa18 marissa18
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    * phone call *
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren’t you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that’s all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did you guys do in Math today?
    Boy: You didn’t miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Okay, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question to ask.
    Boy: Okay, ask away.
    Girl: How much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: *silence*
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all. Um. How much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. *sounding worried* Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything’s fine.
    Boy: Are you sure?
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay. I hope so.
    Girl: Would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you any day, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Any day. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: Okay.
    Girl: Well, I have to go. I’ll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I love you!
    Girl: Yeah. I love you too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to English. I’ll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to Science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hey.
    Boy: Why weren’t you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: Um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright. I love you.
    -very long pause-
    Girl: *with a tears in her eyes* Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What?!
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey, have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: Dude, just tell me!
    Friend: Uh. Call this number, 433-555-3468.
    Boy: Okay, thanks!
    BOY CALLS THE NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Victoria.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    *boy gives info*
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    THE BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM 646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. THE GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are you okay?
    Girl: *silence*
    Boy: Dear, talk to me!
    Girl: I..
    Boy: You what?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: *breaks into tears*
    Girl: They’re taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: Huh?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: *crying*
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be there with you.
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”
    Please Fave...

  2. marissa18 marissa18
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:45am UTC
    song age
    5: seseme street
    13: life explanitory songs
    15:screemo
    20: decent song that dont scare the sh*t outta kids
    50+:songs from when you were 13-20

  3. sarahjune sarahjune
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 10:33am UTC
    Having someone help you doesnt mean you failed, it just means your not in it alone <3

  4. sarahjune sarahjune
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Yes im a girl,
    and i play C.O.D
    gotta problem?

  5. xobabyilikeitxo23 xobabyilikeitxo23
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Just a drop in the ocean
    A CHANGE IN THE WEATHER, I WAS PRAYING THAT YOU AND ME MIGHT END UP TOGETHER.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. Bianca500 Bianca500
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you miss the door
    and end up walking into a wall
    100th Quote!Yay!

  8. PoptartsCrazed1236 PoptartsCrazed1236
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    Your sitting in the movie theater. Sponsers and commercials are ending and the movies about to start when.......................BOOM Human Giraffe sits right in front of you.

  9. Zoraidaz Zoraidaz
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    LIE TO ME
    Convince me that I've been sick forever
    And All Of This
    Will make sense when I get better.
    -Evanescence

  10. skyhighflyer8799 skyhighflyer8799
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    i'm gonna free myself,
    gonna make a change.
    and like a butterfly,
    i'm gonna spread my wings.

  12. wittyforever wittyforever
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    &+ all i wish is for him to
    text me, so i can not answer & make him want me even more.

  13. Mister_Alex Mister_Alex
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    go for someone
    whose not only
    proud and glad
    to have you, but
    will also take
    every risk and
    effort just to be
    with you.

  14. xoalybearxo12 xoalybearxo12
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    feelings
    don't die. we all keep them alive by feeding them memories. that's why it is so hard to move on from loving you </3

  15. bieberlover03 bieberlover03
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    1) Hold your breath. 2) like this quote. 3)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath) 4) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You are a good kisser.

  16. youdontknowme88 youdontknowme88
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    Credit-kclove5layouts
    Confession:
    I miss the Jonas Brothers.

    Format by kclove5layouts

  17. sarahjune sarahjune
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    The day
    Phineas and Ferb go back to school, is the day i'll stop loving you.
    -----------------------------♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -----------------------------

  18. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    MTV should make a show about Teen Virgins

  19. its_me_lola_1020 its_me_lola_1020
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    Last night I was over at my friends house for her birthday with like 10 other girls. We started skyping and harassing her boyfriend. And while most boyfriends wouldn't answer the questions we asked him.
    He would always reply, smiling, blushing, and shying away.
    "So, do you LIKE jenna or do you LOVE jenna?"
    "i...love her." *tries to hide his face under his jacket*
    "What do you like most about her?"
    *laughes* "i like her smile..."
    I WANNA MARRY THIS KID <3

  20. soccer00512 soccer00512
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    I text you a whole paragraph
    within 5 minutes and you text back a hour later "LOL"♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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