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soccer00512

1. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 8:01pm UTC
   Teacher: We still have a couple minutes left don't
   pack up yet
   Students: *slowly and quietly continuing to pack up*
   
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2. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 7:42pm UTC
   Millionares if you don't have.
   trampoline floors and giant
   slides from your bed to a pool
   give me your money your wasting it
   nmq / nmf
   
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3. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:42pm UTC
   silly phone that wasn't a "missed call"
   it was a saw who it was and hit
   ignore♥
   
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4. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:52pm UTC
   practicing your signature
   just incase you get famous someday
   
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5. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:48pm UTC
   I see you driving 'round town with the guy i love and im like
   "ha gas is $4 a gallon!"
   
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6. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:46pm UTC
   phones are getting thiner and smarter&
   people are just getting fatter and dumber
   
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7. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:43pm UTC
   I log Off
   c u z i m b o r e d , i l o g b a c k o n 5 m i n u t e s l a t e r c u z i m b o r e d
   
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8. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:38pm UTC
   I have never actually
   seen a bully steal some kids lunch money... ,
   
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9. soccer00512
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:33pm UTC
   American Kid: woah you're from the UK?
   Ohh cool so did you like have tea with the
   Queen?
   British Kid: do you like go to McDonalds
   with Obama?
   
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10. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    since
    the commercial, i've always wanted to jump on a tempur-pedic bed with a glass of wine on it
    
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11. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    I text you a whole paragraph
    within 5 minutes and you text back a hour later "LOL"♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥
    
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12. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    the ticket vendor says "enjoy the movie" and you reply "thanks you too"
    
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13. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    On the first day of
    Christmas my true love
    gave to me...nothing because i'm single
    ♥
    
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14. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    I cared, you didn't. I was upset, you laughed. I was hurt, you smiled. I move on, you realized, but guess what?
    It's too late.
    
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15. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    somedays i love you
    somedays i hate you, but there isn't a day that passes without thinking about you
    
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16. soccer00512
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    November 30, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    That awkward friend
    that everyone secretly hates...
    NFM/FMQ
    
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17. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    if you want a rainbow
    » » y o u h a v e t o pu t up wi t h t he ra i n .
    
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18. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Baby you light up my
    World like nothing else
    
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19. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    i am who i am
    ♥
    
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20. soccer00512
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    be like mario bros...
    never stop chasing your princess no matter how hard the levels get.
    
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