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SwagIsAHabit

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Member Since: 17 Mar 2011 08:20pm

Last Seen: 11 Jul 2013 02:14pm

user id: 158946

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My name is Ruben, Im from New York, Im 16, Im a extremely nice person, people say Im funny but I dont think I am, im Cuban, I am currently single and I flirt a lot, but when I have a girl, I am extremely faithful and My facebook is http://www.facebook.com/SwipeDeezNuTZz
  1. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    December 29, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    A lion will never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood

  2. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    December 27, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    If Buzz Light Year speaks Spanish in Toy Story 3, does he speak english in the Spanish version?

  3. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    December 23, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    we can now put the movie 2012 in the comedy section

  4. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    December 19, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo

  5. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    December 9, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I Named my dog 'Stay', When I call him I say "Come here, Stay", He's insane now

  6. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    November 28, 2012 8:51pm UTC
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    November 13, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Shaggy, u Scooby & Velma go downstairs & check the basement; Daphne & I'll go upstairs & check the bedrooms.' Well played Fred, well played

  8. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    November 7, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Dora your multilingual at age 4, you should be able to find the banana tree

  9. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    November 1, 2012 10:00pm UTC
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  10. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    October 28, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    MY CAT RAPS. His name? Wiska lifa.

  11. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    October 27, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Katniss rolls around in the dirt killing animals & doesn't shower everyday, and still has two hot guys throwing themselves at her. I Quit

  12. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    October 26, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? The NBA

  13. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    October 17, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm saying' is if you caught me then you were speeding too

  14. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    October 8, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    I am starting a Mariachi band with my 4 Mexican friendsÂ… We will call ourselves Juan Direction

  15. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    October 1, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Victoria Secrets having a 50% off bra sale... Too bad I like bras 100% off

  16. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    September 30, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks

  17. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    September 30, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China

  18. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    September 26, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    I hate when my dog watches me pick up his s***, I feel like his b****

  19. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    September 24, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

  20. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
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    September 24, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Did Bruno Mars end up catching that grenade because I haven't heard from him in awhile?

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