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irinalovesbreakingbenjamin
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February 27, 2014 2:15am UTC

#THE WORST FEELING WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING IS...''OH CRAP IT'S MONDAY"!
#THE GREAT FEELING WHEN YOU GET UP IS..."YESSSS SATERDAY IS FINALLY HERE!"

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kyyrraah*
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February 27, 2014 11:46am UTC

Excuse me mom. But it's 'Whoever smelt it delt it.'
So it is, in fact, you doing the weed around here.
nmq

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Storyofmylife586
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February 27, 2014 3:50pm UTC

Moments are like chocolate
One minute they are shiny and new ready to be enjoyed
the next minute it disappears
Leaving you feeling
Whole and empty at the same time

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Asma*
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February 27, 2014 4:03pm UTC

I’m jealous of my parents,
I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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† *
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February 27, 2014 6:10pm UTC

If you like someone tell them.
Or stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep at night. It's up to you.

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thatswutshesaid
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February 27, 2014 7:28pm UTC

it shouldn't even be called "witty profiles" anymore,
it should be called "find something funny on tumblr and post it on here and pretend like you made it up"

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fallenangel128
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February 27, 2014 7:48pm UTC

So I was in math today, and normally I'm super talkative during math class - like giving answers and discussing homework and such - and I was being super quiet for really no reason at all. Then my math teacher says 'Why are you so quiet?' and I'm like 'Well, nobody plans a murder out loud.' Then my best friend says 'Who were you going to murder?' and I'm just sitting there for a second and then I say, 'Um, that's kind of the point of planning isn't it?'

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 8:23pm UTC

How am I supposed to come up with witty, funny posts on here when I have such an uninteresting life? Maybe I should tell you stories that happened to me on sims like they happened in real life. One time I was swimming in a pool and the latter disappeared so I couldn't get out so I just swam around for ten hours and then I died.

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Morgan*
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February 27, 2014 9:26pm UTC

YouTube Ad: Meet Andrew-Me: I don't wanna meet Andrew I wanna watch the 5 sexiest beasts!

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 9:35pm UTC

Some guys are quick to call a girl a
Hoe,
But
Even quicker to put thier
Peni.s in one.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 9:42pm UTC

I'M REALLY GOOD,
AT KEEPING SECRETS,
BECAUSE 5 MINUTES LATER
I FORGET WHAT YOU TOLD ME
BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A F*CK. :)

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irinalovesbreakingbenjamin
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February 28, 2014 7:28am UTC

"WAR DOES NOT DETERMINE WHO'S RIGHT
DETERMINES WHO IS LEFT."

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BravoSierra
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February 28, 2014 12:31pm UTC

I've been putting a lot of thought into it,
And I don't think being an adult will work for me.

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BravoSierra
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February 28, 2014 12:34pm UTC

I just saw a little girl get a "You're #1" sticker.
She read it, "You're hashtag one."
We're doomed.

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*I.Love.Unicorns**
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 12:51pm UTC

Nothing is impossible
The word by itself says I’m possible

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*I.Love.Unicorns**
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February 28, 2014 1:09pm UTC

Home alone
Expectation:
Party!Party!
Reality:
Peeing with the door open
True story

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lostindaydream
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February 28, 2014 2:38pm UTC

Guys that are good with kids are literally the cutest people ever
unless they are pedophiles then that is completely different

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happiest*
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February 28, 2014 4:04pm UTC

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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happiest*
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February 28, 2014 4:06pm UTC

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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