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hafsah
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April 25, 2012 2:20pm UTC

"Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "surprise adoption."

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hihelloimrachel
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC

When I was little,
I always wondered if I'd be pretty in high school. Now, I wonder if the past me would find the present me to be pretty. Anyone else?

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Midnightx
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:08pm UTC

I need/want a Witty Best Friend
But I'm 11 and shy :S
So obviously, I won't get one, right?

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FallingApart_
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

teacher: you will be sorted into grou-
me: can I work alone

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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kclove5
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 9:30pm UTC


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Pokémon!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Don't remove credit. kclove5 ©

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rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh*
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 3:27pm UTC

I Shoot For The Moon
but i'm too busy gazing at stars.♥

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met1199
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 3:27pm UTC

to me scars show strength.
so if you cut or used to and you look at your scars remember that you were strong enough to not take it any further you were strong enough to stop.
so don't look at your scars and say i was so weak say i was strong enough to keep going.
the past is the past move forward.
you can do it!
<3

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Maz117
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December 29, 2011 8:35pm UTC

Everyone Says They Know How It Feels...
How Can You? You Haven't Lost One Of Your Parents. You Haven't Seen Them Die While They Were Holding Your Hand. You Haven't Had To Live Everyday Since That Day, The Day Your World Came Crashing Down, Pretending That You Weren't Slowly Dying Inside. You Haven't Lost That Half Of You That Can Never Be Replaced. You Haven't Made Plans To Kill Yourself Just So You Could Be With Your Daddy Again, But Then Stopped At The Last Minute Because You Know That It Would Make Him Cry.
You Haven't Lost Your Hero...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 27/09/2010 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Day I Lost You Daddy, My Life Changed, I Changed And I'll Never Be The Same.
I Miss You Daddy, If You're Reading This Over My Shoulder, Please Come Back To Me...
God, If You're Reading This, Please Give My Daddy Back To Me, If Thats Too Hard, Please Take Care Of Him...
I Love You Daddy, Always Have, Always Will, You're Always In My Heart, I'll Miss You Till The Day I Die, When I Can Finally Be With You Again.
</3

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