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happiest*
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June 29, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Awesome Comebacks
Them: Bite me.
You: Nahh, I'm not a fan of your flavor.
Why don't you just pull a Michael Jackson and "Beat It?!!?!"
Them: C'MON LETS GO.
You: Is my name V?
Them: No....
You: Than why would you think I would follow U?
Them: Wow, did you even look in the mirror this morning?
You: Well at least my mirror doesn't start laughing when I look in it. Too bad you can't say the same for yourself....
Them: You're Ugly.
You: Compared to what people say about you...thanks...that means a lot.(:
Them: You're fat.
You: Well hun, I can simply go on weight watchers and change that. But I'm pretty sure the only thing that can help you is a paper bag.
Them: You're so tall! How's the weather up there?
You: (Spits) It's raining.

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BlackButterflies
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March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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yourcool
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March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 7:40am UTC

Who Remember This?
Phineas: Ferb, I know what
we're going to do today!
Ferb:
Isabella: Hey Phineas. Whatcha'
doooin'?
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
Evil Jingle Singers:
Doofenshmirtz Evil,
Incorporated!
Random Adult: Aren't you a little
young to __________?
Phineas: Yes. Yes I am.
Candace: Mom! Phineas and
Ferb are _______________
Candace: Ooh, you are sooo
busted.
Candace: Mom! Mom!
Candace: [shocked] But-but-but-
but-but...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Curse you,
Perry the Platypus!!!
Phineas: Oh, there you are,
Perry.
Perry: grrrrrrrr Format Credit To Rajsonkar

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elisabethelis
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March 15, 2013 2:38pm UTC

The worst part about being sad?
You don't even know what makes you happy anymore.

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Sabina*
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March 14, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Math teacher: People who like math, dont like geometry. People who like geomerty, dont like math.
Me: I hate both.

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MissAnna
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March 14, 2013 11:09pm UTC

stop keeping track
OF EVERY MISTAKE
T H A T Y O U ' V E M A D E - IT'S
time to forgive ♥
yourself.

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dani64
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March 14, 2013 7:49pm UTC

When all your friends are gorgeous and you're just like:
potato mode activate

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lovecrazy
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March 14, 2013 7:15pm UTC

It's in the stars, written in the scars on our hearts.
We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again.

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lovecrazy
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March 14, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Stand up straight, hold your head high, and smile.
Do it, because you look damn good that way. ♥

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Some people create their own storms
and get mad when it rains

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bella5296
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March 12, 2013 9:54pm UTC

<< So I'm putting my defenses up,
because I don't wanna fall in love>>
If I ever did that, I think i'd have a
>>Heart attack <<

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BlackButterflies
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March 13, 2013 4:48am UTC

the truth is, I don't know what was going on between us.
I just know that I want it back.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:13pm UTC

An arrow
can be shot only by pulling it backward.
So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 2, 2013 10:23pm UTC

I might be ugly but at least--
Nevermind, my personality sucks, too.

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