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  1. w0nderlust w0nderlust
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    CALM BEFORE THE STORM
    Chapter One
    Three seconds
    All I could see was the headlights shining through the dark night; they were too close.
    Two seconds
    I heard the brakes screech, but the headlights just got closer.
    One second
    Shards of glass rained in my direction, and there was no time for a reaction.

    I looked up; my vision blurred, and barely registered the flurry of movement. My senses couldn’t catch up with the pandemonium. The sounds that should’ve been clear came later than the movement of lips of foreign faces. My vision once again went black.
    ...
    As my senses awakened, all I knew for sure was that I recognized the siren of an ambulance. It wasn’t until I felt a jerk to the right that I realized I must have been inside of one. I could barely see the hazy faces of what have been paramedics. I wasn’t conscious long enough to let my eyes focus on anything else.

    This time my sense of smell is what hit me first. I smelt bleach and rubber gloves. Next, I heard the beeping of a heart monitor, and when I opened my eyes I immediately squinted because of the too bright fluorescent lights. I’ve always hated hospitals.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. laxgirl97 laxgirl97
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I wonder if the girls from 16 and pregnant, will come back with a show called 32 and grandma.....?

  4. kolbey_steffensmeier* kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Wife: Babe, I'm Pregnant :D What do you want it to be?
    Husband: A joke..
    nmq

  5. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    *Taking a test*
    "Is the answer yes or no? If no, then explain."
    Well my answer is yes then....

  6. MoonliteDreamer78 MoonliteDreamer78
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Boyfriend: What would you do if you got in my bed?
    Girlfriend: Is it comfortable?
    Yes ;)
    I'd sleep
    nmq

  7. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    in the fairly odd parents
    they say,
    "When you grow up, you loose your fairies and
    forget you ever had them"
    it makes me wonder if i ever had them?
    RunawayRachel

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    When I was a kid,
    and I played Superheroes,
    I always picked the ability to steal all powers.
    εїз

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    T H A T G L O R I O U S M O M E N T
    WHE N
    yOU'RE CUTTING RAPPING PAPER AND YOUR SCISSORS BEGIN TO
    g L I D E

  10. starlight4magic starlight4magic
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    T H A T G L O R I O U S M O M E N T
    WHE N
    yOU'RE CUTTING RAPPING PAPER AND YOUR SCISSORS BEGIN TO
    g L I D E

  11. skyrochelle skyrochelle
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    i wanted you back. im so
    through with that. cuz honestly? you turned out to be the best thing i never had.


  12. iamwonderstruck iamwonderstruck
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    iamwonderstruck.weebly.com
    please go on

  13. CarterCruden CarterCruden
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Hollister 2014 said I should turn this into a story. I'm not sure... so please read, and give feedback of if I should keep going thanks c:
    Me and my bestfriend, Phoenix (both 18) were holding hands so tight, our friendship bracelets hooked on to one another. Tonight was surreal. Let me explain. It all started a couple of days ago. It was the day before Phoenix's older sister was getting married. I had no idea why Phoenix had invited me to come all the way to LONDON for her sisters wedding, but I felt like I was now part of the family.
    You see, the man her sister was marrying was a manager for the band, One Direction, and had seen our One Direction T-shirts, so he had hooked us up with tickets. not only were they front row, bu we also had backstage passes. I felt like I was in a dream.
    While we were getting fressed in our absolute best clothes, Phoenix said to me 'Ashley, I just want to say thanks. For getting me through all those times.' She gave me the biggest smile imaginable, plastered all over her face. I was happy for her, meeting One Direction was like her dream.
    So, we got to the concert, bought a few drinks and the concert started. We were having the time of our lives, singing along to our favourite songs. Phoenix went totally balistic when Niall came on with his solo, he was definatley her favourite.
    Then something totally unbelievable happened. So unbelievable, I'm not even sure it happened. So, every time Liam looked in our direction, it felt like he was staring right at me. At first, I felt amazing. He as looking at me! Then, I felt a little embarrased. 'Is it just me, or is Liam looking at you?' Phoenix asked. I nodded, with a puzzled look on my face.
    Soon, it was time for backstage. Me and Phoenix were being escorted by a huge security guard.
    She grabbed my hand, her bracelet interlocking with mine. This was it.
    We walked in to see Niall, Louis, Harry and Zayn sitting on a couch, but I couldn't spot Liam.
    "Hello girls" Niall said, with his cute accent. Phoenix went bright red. " Er, you gys can sit in those seats" Harry said, while pointing to some red chairs. We sat in them, still holding hands.
    "So, we like to talk to fans while we can," started Niall. "So, what are your names?"
    "I-I'm Phoenix, and thats Ashley"
    "Beautiful names." Louis butted in.
    We thanked him. There was a pause of awkwardness, so we just sat there, looking at the walls.
    "CARROTS ARE FANTASTIC" Louis screams out of no where.
    Me and Phoneix start to loosen up and laugh.
    "Where is Liam?" I ask the boys.
    CRASH
    We all look around to see where the crash came from. I see Liam with his foot stuck in a plastic container. We all laugh and ask if hes ok. " Liam always knows how to make an entrance" Zayn manages to say through spurts of laughter.
    Liam comes over, hopping on one foot. He just manages to make it to the couch, where the othe boys are. " So, just wondering, who are your guy's favourite guys? We've got a bet going." Niall says after the wave of laughter leaves the group.
    Ashley speakes first. "I-I actually like you, Niall" she says with a slight grin. I wish I was as out there as her. Niall stands up, walks over and grabs her hand. "Thanks. Come with me." He says to her, while leading her off. The remaining boys look at me. "I guess I like all of you" I said. I didn't want Liam to think of me as one of those crazy stalkers or anything.
    "You must have a favourite!" Louis said with his eyes gleaming in the light.
    "I guess I like..." I was thinking. What should I say? If I say Liam, he will probably take me somewhere, like Niall did to Phoenix. I would act like an idiot aswell. "I like Harry." WHAT WAS I DOING? I LIKE LIAM! "I told you guys!" Harry said with a cheeky grin. I glanced at Liam, who had a sad look on his face. Before I couls ask what was wrong, I got whisket away by Harry. He took me into a empty room, besides a couple of chairs and a table.
    "So, how are you, Ashley?" Harry asked, leading me to the chairs.
    "Uh, I'm good."
    "Thats good... So, I was wondering, if, uh, you had a boy friend?"
    WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT? I dont, but I like Liam.
    "Um, no, but theres kinda this guy I have my eye on, sorry"
    "Liam?" Harry asked.
    "How'd you know?" I asked.
    " I saw you looking at him. I will be right back."
    He left me at the table, and went out the doors. I wondered what he was going to do.
    A couple minutes later, He walked in with someone else. At first I thought it was Phoenix, but it was obviously a boy. It was LIAM! " Here he is" Harry said.
    " I-I uh" I started.
    "Its ok. Liam's got great looks, anyway. SEE YA!" He shouted, before leaving out the door.
    "So-so I hear you lied to us out there. Harry, really? I never really thought you actually liked him anyway. Well, at least i hoped you didnt like him." He have me a huge smile. I got up, and he walked over. Your amazing is all I could get out of my mouth.
    "Lets use the time we have together wise" He said.
    We sat down and started talking. He was HALARIOUS! We talked for what felt like hours, before Louis crashed in holding a spoon. "LOOK LIAM! I HAVE A SPOON IN MY HAND!" He shouted.
    Liam gave him a quick look, and Louis left.
    "Sorry about that" He told me.
    "Its fine"
    "I've really enjoyed our time together, Ashley." He said sweetly.
    "Me too"
    He looked me in the eyes, and we went in for a hug. His arms around me felt to natural, so right. I wanted to stay like this forever, but we had to go back out, and I needed to find Phoenix. He led me out of the room, being a total gentleman.
    After that everything was a blur. I found Phoenix, and all the boys said they're good byes. I finally came around to Liam, who took my hands and gave me a peice of paper. I opened it, and it had a cell phone number scribbled over it. Liam had just given me his number!

  14. Kiah Papaya* Kiah Papaya*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    This Is A Game Of Regrets
    Milah- Ch. II, Pt. 2
    From that day on my sprit was broken. I hated getting close to everyone in my class. Katia, Aero, Tyton, Ara, Berroe, Ginia, Sanders, Beo, and later, Gera. I hated it. But I couldn't help myself. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't help but love them. I was hoping to be able to be strong, and aloof. I never wanted to go through that pain again. Everyday I got closer to them, I would have nightmares every night. Always the same, only sometimes different groups of people or the same group but switched places. I relived Ross's death every night after that. Only it wasn't Ross at first. It was usually Aero, Mido, Berroe or Katia. I couldn't handle it. Sometimes Katia or Vida was Josh, and I saw her undead body mutilated until it became President Snow. Sometimes Plex was there to. Sometimes though, in the worst of my nightmares, Plex wasn't one of my friends. He was a Peacekeeper. Sometimes he was all of the Peacekeepers. I slowly went more and more crazy. The only thing that kept me from going completely insane was the unconditional love that was sent my way each and every day from the very people I had nightmares about every night. I still have them to this day. And I will have them to the day I die.
    </3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3</3
    My lost brother escorts me to a long white limo outside the building. As I step inside I see everyone else is already seated. I turn and look at Benji. He looks into my eyes with love and loss. His broken eyes tell me everything. Brandon is dead. That was the gunshot I heard. I feel tears start to build up but I hold them back. Benji nods and shuts the door. I see there is an empty seat next to Sean. I sit with. "So where are we going?" I ask. "City Circle." Grase answers, "For the parade I think." "Ooh, now we get to meet our stylists and prep team." "Oooh! I am just jumping out of my skin with excitement!" He says sarcastically, rolling his eyes. I smile.
    The windows on the limo are darkened so we see nothing of the outside. When we get out we seem to be in some sort of parking garage. They lead us into the building and usher us into seperate rooms. As I walk into a small room that looks like a mini salon, 3 people come out to greet me. One is a small, perky girl with tan skin, purple hair, eyes, eyelashes, lips, nails and tattoos of various shapes. Another is a very muscular guy with soft, short blond hair, and brown eyes. The last is another boy. He has black smooth, fippy hair like that Bieber kid I saw on a Capitol billboard during the train ride. He has tan skin, subtle muscles, pink lips, perfect teeth, and bright green eyes. "Hey, I'm Muse." He says. "I'm Ophelia!" Says the girl. "And my name is Tyton." Says the blond guy. (Tyton is a pretty common name) Well at least their skin is normal, and they have pretty cool names. "Hello," I say "My name is-" "We already know who you are Kiah. Cool name by the way." Muse interrupts. "Thanks. Your names are pretty cool too..." I say cautiously. I am wary of them. I don't give my trust to these kind of people. Despite this, I blush. I don't know what has come over me! It's like I am meeting my idol. Nuh uh, no one can make me feel like that but the Beatles. And their dead, so NOBODY whatsoever! The other two roll their eyes. "Muse, you don't need to use your spell on everyone. Muse grins. Ugh...

  15. NeonFlower7 NeonFlower7
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Touch- Chapter 1
    I avoided touch of everything and everyone. All of my friends new better and so did my all the people in my school. I had been this way since I was born. I just started school in fifth grade because of my parent’s consistent codling and insistent homeschooling. I had to beg to go to normal school and after the first day I had to beg to keep going in it.
    I hadn’t started out bad. The principal had been informed of my condition and was careful not to touch me. Also they had sent out an email to all teachers informing them and they knew to stay away. Well, most of them had read their emails that day, except one. Isn’t funny how there’s always an exception? In everything you do there will be an exception, every language, every law, every rule, everything. Mr. Wood was the exception to this rule.
    “Hello, class, this is our new student, Blaire. I hope you will make her feel welcome,” He introduced me. I was happy that he didn’t make me say something about myself. I was happy the school had an art class. I heard that some schools don’t and art was- and still is- my favorite thing to do. I took out my drawing pencils and started on the profile he told me to. He told me there was something wrong with my technique. He reached for my hand to show me. I was paralyzed with fear, not even capable of moving my hand away from his. I braced myself, ready for the stinging of the millions of needles that I felt when someone touched me. I felt the touch and screamed. Tears flooded my eyes and everyone was staring at me. I ran out of the class room. I quickly found the bathroom. I wiped my eyes and went back to class like nothing happened. Mr. Wood must have called the principal because he looked sorry. I told him to forget about it and went back to my drawing.
    When I got home my parents were sitting in the living room waiting for me. They had gotten a call from the principal and didn’t want me to go back. My mom was crying before but I wasn’t supposed to know that. They pleaded with me but I beg and eventually was told I could go back.

  16. 4giveand4get 4giveand4get
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Today, I realized that if you write 3.14 (pi) on a piece of paper and hold it up to a mirror, it will say Pie.
    MIND=BLOWN.

  17. SaoirseRegan SaoirseRegan
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:59pm UTC
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  19. BOWENxoxo BOWENxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    "It's called the ugly barnacle
    .Once there was an ugly barnacle.
    He was so ugly that everyone died.
    The End!"
    -Patrick Star<3


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