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  1. dec0de dec0de
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Remember when
    you were my boat, and I was your sea? Together we'd float so delicately,
    but that was back when we could talk about a n y t h i n g .

  2. Megan243 Megan243
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    fave this if your single! :)

  3. celcurs celcurs
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Practicing your signature over and over again
    Just In Case
    You become famous ;)
    Not my format

  4. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    when i say i'm fine I want you to
    look past my lies and see the pain in my eyes ♥
    -nmf. i'm fine.

  5. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Mum: Oh god Em,what have you been doing now, with all those cuts on your legs, aha it looks like you've been self-harmng or something.
    Me: Um ahaa' no, that's disgusting:T

  6. xosmileoftenxo xosmileoftenxo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    What if Gangnam
    style was just a
    rain dance calling
    on hurricane
    sandy?

  7. Its_A_Mad_World Its_A_Mad_World
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    They shall not grow old
    As we that are left grow old,
    Age shall not weary them
    Nor the years condemn,
    At the going down of the sun
    And in the morning,
    We shall remember them.
    Rest In Peace, you did your country proud.

  8. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    When my name's in a math problem:
    Whole class: *stares at me*
    Me: That's right, b!tches. I bought 300 watermelons.

  9. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Don't know something?
    Google it.
    Don't know someone?
    Facebook it.
    Can't find something?
    "MOM!"

  10. NicolaMarinaquotes NicolaMarinaquotes
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 11:32am UTC
    You've got a heart as loud as lions
    So why let your voice be tamed?♥

  11. lacrosse2 lacrosse2
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    I hate when you put up a quote and someone says the exact same thing but gets so many more likes than you. It gets me mad.

  12. lacrosse2 lacrosse2
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 7:57pm UTC
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  13. lacrosse2 lacrosse2
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Smiling has always been easier than explaining why you're sad.

  14. lacrosse2 lacrosse2
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:02pm UTC
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  15. l0vee34 l0vee34
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    friend: *calls me at 3 am*
    me: uh hello?
    friend: are you sleeping?
    me: no, im skydiving.

  16. still_standing_strong still_standing_strong
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Friends are like trampolines
    I've always wanted a trampoline.

  17. irreplaceablegirl irreplaceablegirl
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    I need to be slimmer.
    I need to be smarter.
    I need to be popular.
    I need to be prettier.
    I need to be kinder.
    I need to be happier.
    I need to be confident.
    I need to have designer clothes.
    I need to have the latest phone.
    I need to have a boyfriend.
    I need to stop needing.

  18. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:31pm UTC
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  19. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    My favorite thing is when someone's in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG CRASH and can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles.
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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