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kitkat929m
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October 30, 2012 8:06pm UTC

I was talking to my mother like five minutes ago for like 7 seconds. Here's the rundown.
*Mom all bundled up to go to the store because it freezing*
Me: Where are you going? *Me hoping it is to go get food*
Mom: To go get a big block of cheese. I'm hungry
Only in Wisconsin would you go out in 15 degrees weather jusst to go get a block of cheese.

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kitkat929m
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November 6, 2012 8:58pm UTC

We had a fake election in our homeroom today and someone voted for "Mitten"
I have even less respect for kids my age now.

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vieragurl
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October 30, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Me: *Hearing Little Things for the first time*
Me:....This is good.....
Me:...Sing it Lou!....
Me:.....I love this!....
Me: *When song is over*
Me: Ed Sheeran you lyric wizard!!!!!

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vieragurl
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Guess what?
I don't care if Obama won!
You know why?! Cause I
Can't vote and I honestly
Don't give a sh//t.
Okay? Okay.

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chimmey97
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November 10, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Honey BooBoo Child got a pet chicken and
named it nugget xD

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dec0de
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November 10, 2012 12:54pm UTC

Hello, I am
not important.
format by fake_a_smile

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aphrodite814r
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 1:16pm UTC

A message from Rick Riordan:
[Percy Jackson] would like to
apologize for [Hurricane Sandy.]
His dad can be SO embarrassing
sometimes. [Stay safe, East Coast.]

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aphrodite814r
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November 10, 2012 1:11pm UTC

The oldest-known goldfish lived to
41 years of age. His name was Fred.
Here's to you, Fred.

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rayray1231004
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November 10, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Forgetting him is like,
knowing somebody you never met.

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Onism*
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November 10, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Something people never say:
I'm going to step on all the cracks

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babygrady22
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November 10, 2012 1:40pm UTC

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you hurt me.

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blackangel39
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November 8, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Girlfriend: I'm doing that no-shave November(:
Boyfriend: Oh. Really?
Girlfriend: ha yes!
Boyfriend: So if you continue this no-shave November, next month is no-D December for you.
Girlfirend: ....
legitly happened to one of my friends

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blackangel39
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November 8, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Sexually molesting your hand with your mouth trying to find all the little crumbs, because you don't want to waste the food!

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ThatAmyKid
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November 10, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Inspirational people: "You never know what you have until you lose it."
Me: "eheh I never know what I have until I clean my room."

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Hale_Storm18
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November 10, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Me when writing an essay: I have no idea what I'm talking about, but it sounds smart.

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Justaddsmiles
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November 10, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to...
I'm in love with you...
And all these little things..

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FlorenceSong
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Mary Mary quite Contrary,
We get Bored so We get Married
And Just Like Dust
We Settle in This Town.
On this Broken Merry Go 'round
And 'round And 'round We Go,
Where We Stop Nobody Knows...
And it Ain't Slowin' Down,
This Merry Go 'round...

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blackangel39
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November 10, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Childhood:
♦The time of life when you make funny faces in the mirror
Middle Age:
♦The time of life when the mirror gets even!

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singergirl2017
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November 10, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Getting Ready For Bed:
Me: *looks through all the blankets*
Me: Where's my monkey?
Me: Pshhhh, who needs a stuffed animal I'm a big girl
Me: Wow. It's pretty dark.
Me: But I'm not scared. I'm a big girl.
Me: Brrrr, it's cold
Me: *lays more blankets on me and monkey falls out*
Me: *hugs him* Oh thank God I found you

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