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prplesockerninja22
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September 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC

credittorunningislife
I love those moods
where everything just becomes freakin' hilarious
mf

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Eme101
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September 4, 2012 8:01pm UTC

Danielle Peazer: I'm a dancer.
Eleanor Calder: I'm a model.
Perrie Edwards: I'm a singer.
Me: I make a pretty mean sandwich.

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Ggkgriff
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September 3, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Girl I Hate: I love Cher Lloyd soo much!
Me: MMhmm...
Her: She needs more songs than Want You Back Though..
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Doctor: So..She fell out of the window or....
Me: Hi haters, kiss kiss I see you later! *runs away*

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cherryminnie2
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September 3, 2012 2:45pm UTC

I Want Jimmy Neutron's brain,
Phineas and Ferb's summer,
and Timmy Turner's goldfish.

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JustWaiting
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August 31, 2012 9:08pm UTC

I am thankful
-For the taxes my family pays
Because it means they have a job.
-For the mess I have to clean up after a party
Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
-For the clothes that fit too snug
Because it means I have enough to eat.
-For my shadow who watches me
Because it means I'm in sunshine.
-For the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and a gutter that needs fixing
Because it means I have a home.
-For all the complaining I hear about the government
Because it means we have freedom of speech.
-For the spot all the way at the end of the parking lot
Because it means i'm capable of walking.
-For the huge heating bill
Because it means my family is warm.
-For my sister who loves to sing loudly and off-key
Because it means I can hear.
-For aching muscels at the end of the day
Because it means I've been productive.
-For getting too many e-mails
Because I know my friends are thinking of me.
-Unkown

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KaylaMarieCovers
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September 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC

Mum: Give me your phone.
Me: Okay hold on.
*Tells all friends to not text back*
*Delete all conversations*
*Logs out of Wattpad app and deletes it*
*Logs out of Twitter app and deletes it*
*Deletes Safari history*
*Logs out of email*
*Deletes all notes*
*Deletes some pictures*
Me: Okay here you go.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 2:28pm UTC

ADMIT IT
You've fantasized about
meeting your favorite
celebrity & falling in love
with one another.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SparkleonForever
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August 31, 2012 8:52pm UTC

When Zayn calls Justin Bieber:
Justin: *Answers phone* Hello?
Zayn: Uh, hey Justin. It's Zayn from One Direction.
Justin: Oh hey man, I love you band. You guys a gre-
Zayn: Yeah, okay. Cut the sh/t man.
Justin: Wait. What?
Zayn: Just give me my hairstyle back, and we'll pretend none of this ever happened.
~Tumblr.

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sayheyilyx
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September 1, 2012 12:35am UTC

Nobody told Harry anything!
Philosopher's Stone: I'm a wizard?
Chamber of Secrets: Tom Riddle is Lord Voldemort?
Prisoner of Azkaban: Sirius Black is my godfather?
Goblet of Fire: Snape was a Death Eater?
Order of the Phoenix: The "Secret Weapon" was the prophecy?
Half-Blood Prince: Dumbledore knew Draco's plan all along?
Deathly Hallows: Snape was good and I have to WHAT NOW?

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MisterKyle
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:17am UTC

me: who wants to be my girlfriend?
world:
world:
world:
world:
world:
me: whoa don't all shout out at once

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sayheyilyx
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September 1, 2012 12:02am UTC

Chandler: Hey! You still cry every time somebody talks about Titanic!
Joey: Those two had only each other!

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:12pm UTC

My mom always decides to vaccum durring the exciting part of whatever I'm watching...

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 10:14pm UTC

*Going to dinner with mom*
Mom: Come on honey, lets go!
Me: Okay, can I bring some friends?
Mom: Yeah, sure thats fi...
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Put the posters back

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ZazzyKiwi
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August 29, 2012 9:17pm UTC

A 1D Fanfic? (part 2)
*Meant for jokes*
one direction was about to preform at the game; once thay got up on stage and started to sing 'Stand up' the boyz pulled us up on stage and we got to dance with them and stuff. when they were done singing they wanted to take us out. to dinner so they let us ride in they're limo; harry sat down beside tia and louis sat down beside me.harry put his arm.around tia and louis of course put his arm around me..... things were getting...
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Sexualllll >.<
"WOAH guyz, save it for the hotel room." Niall sed. we all laffed and then ordered food. we waited for our orders to come; harry and louis were SO FUNNY! the food came and we ate it with the boys, i shared a glass of juice with louis romantically ;) <3 he took a sip then i did. after he drank.. the straw tasted like.... like..... peppermint...peppermint turns me on o.O After that we were going to take a romantic walk along the beech. we got there when i saw tia run off with harry trailing behind. soon enough.. she TRIPPED. harry ran to see what was wrong...
*harrys pov**
tia was the most prettiest gurl i had ever scene! we were going to take a walk along the shore but when we got there, tia ran off and fell flat on her face! i ran to see if she was OKAY!! i finally helped her up.
"whats wrong, are u okay." I said.
"yea..i just tripped over a seashell!!" tia responded.
"let me help you up?" i offered. i helped. tia up and then she tried walking. she was limping so i walked over to her and picked her up. i carried her back to the boys and told them what happened.
A/n** Hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as we enjoyed writing it! more up soon, 5 likes for the next chapter xx

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pakiprincezz4
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August 31, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Realationship Status :
Fat, single and ready for a pringle :)

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destroythesilence
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August 28, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Demi Lovato: Let me give your heart a break give your heart a--
Me: How about you give my ears a break instead

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MeganFantasticT
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August 28, 2012 8:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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vanessacp3
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August 27, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Normal People:*cooly dances like it's nothing*
Me:*dances like I'm constipated*
Normal People:Hey my name is Catherine,but you can call me Cat, rine,Cathy, or Cate.
Me:Hey I'm Vanessa, but you can call me Vanessa.
Normal People:*cooly chews gum silently with mouth fully closed*
Me:*chews gum as if I have something stuck in my teeth*
Normal People:This weekend I hung out with my friends, had a sleepover Hwith them, and had so much fun!!
Me:This weekend I went on the computer by myself.
Normal People:Eww. Tomorrow's Picture Day. :(
Me:Yes! Picture day is tomorrow!!
Normal People:Have you heard that new song called "Both of Us", by B.O.B and Taylor Swift?
Me:*3 months later* Have you heard that new song called "Both of Us", by B.O.B and Taylor Swift?
Normal People:Hey how's it going?
Me:Howdy everybody!
Normal People:*walks normally*
Me:*trips and knocks down trashcan*
I'm Not NORMAL.......
MY QUOTE NOT MY FORMAT

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