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slr1995
posted a quote
May 5, 2011 7:01pm UTC

I walked into the kitchen today, .
My 7 year old little sister
was making two sandwich's for lunch.
she said one was for a boy who wanted one.
I was about to tell her she doesn't have to make sandwiches for ANY
boys ...ever, but before I could, she took his sandwich..
and spit in it.♥

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WoahNicole_x0
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May 5, 2011 7:20pm UTC

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juliaa9715
posted a quote
May 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Hey Google...
Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter....
Little cocky aren't we?

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gobgoerrsarah

posted a quote
April 24, 2011 8:50pm UTC

DAYUM HES HOT.
dude.
we just made some pretty intense eye contact.
yeah.
we're getting married.

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PhoebeLikeRawr
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:09pm UTC

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You know witty?
it’s actually becoming quite annoying;
\That every quote I see/
Is about James brass.
It’s actually kind of spoiling witty for me.
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b1air
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April 22, 2011 10:16pm UTC

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Wanna hear a joke?
James Brass

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wittygirl2010
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April 25, 2011 5:06pm UTC

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Bucketkiaad33
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Fav if you've e ver!
1) Got attacked by a unicorn
2) Had a pet dinosaur
3) Died
4) Put on socks
Notmyformat.

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restrepoxx
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 8:08pm UTC

JAMES BRASS;
sixteen , from canada.
and plays hockey.
nothing about him
seems a little familiar..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
April 23, 2011 2:28pm UTC

We're smiling but
we're close to tears .
Even after all these years .
We just now got the
feeling that we're meeting
for the first time .

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blueberrybabe121
posted a quote
April 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Comment if you hate JamesBrass
Comment if you love JamesBrass.
Fave if you just want everyone to move on from him and turn witty back to normal again<3.

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dezybaby101
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 2:55pm UTC

Today, i saw a butterfly without wings.......
So i decided to pour Red Bull on it ;)

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 11:05am UTC

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While at the park one day,
a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground.
"That's my son over there."
she said, pointing to a little boy in a red shirt.
"He's a fine looking boy," the man said
"that's my son on the swing in the blue sweater."
He looked at his watch and called over his son.
"What do you say we go, Todd?"
Todd pleaded, "Five more minutes please!"
The man nodded and Todd continued to swing.
Five minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his son.
"Time to go now."
Again, Todd pleaded, "Five more minutes,dad."
The man smiled and said OK.
"My, you certainly are a patient father," the woman responded.
The man smiled and then said,
"My older son Tommy was killed by a drunk driver
last year while he was riding his bike near here.
I never spent much time with Tommy
and now I'd give anything for just five more minutes with him.
I've vowed not to make the same mistake with Todd.
He thinks he has five more minutes to swing.
The truth is, I get five more minutes to watch him play."
♥
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Not mine.

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Smileyriley10
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 3:52pm UTC

and who else;
mentally says
Wed-nes-day.;
when spelling wednesday?

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RosalieDaniiEvans
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 3:55pm UTC

Last night,
my boyfriend had the hiccups.
We were in bed watching a movie && they were so bad,
the bed shock everytime.
I was getting annoyed so I took his hand, looked him in the eye and said
"I'm pregnant!"
Best. Hiccup. Cure. Ever.
.♥.

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