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  1. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 9:56am UTC
    I always wonder.....
    Who the hell designed those movie theatre seats??
    I DON'T KNOW WHICH ARM REST IS MINE!

  2. Alice731 Alice731
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 10:29am UTC
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  3. rachmagsxo rachmagsxo
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    BF can mean two things
    bestfriend and boyfriend,
    and I found someone that can
    be both Y

  4. abc123dorayme abc123dorayme
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 6:55pm UTC
    Friends are like Computers;;
    They can sometimes be very slow
    You learn all the latest gossip from them
    They know your whole past
    You can learn alot from them
    Even when you leave, they'll still know all your secrects and past
    & And the only way to for them to permanatly forget your history::
    Is by smashing them to pieces with a hammer =]

  5. xosoccerbeast16 xosoccerbeast16
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 8:27pm UTC
    laughhh(:
    it's the best calorie burner:D

  6. gueeesswho gueeesswho
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 1:12am UTC
    that footprint you left in my heart
    didn't mean you'd always be there.
    i think it just means you stepped on it.

  7. Hollister_xo22 Hollister_xo22
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    Nice boobs,
    Still have the reciept?
    credit to:
    soccerchicka28m

  8. krsrbabe7 krsrbabe7
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2009 3:58pm UTC
    +& she's the girl
    with her middle finger in the air,
    cause' for the first time
    [[she doesnt care]]

  9. bAiiLzz19 bAiiLzz19
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2009 11:57am UTC
    H O N E Y ;
    theres a difference between
    f u n n y a n d s t u p i d
    but your just retarded.


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  12. xosoccerbeast16 xosoccerbeast16
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 12:37pm UTC
    Eating,
    because fat kids are harder to kidnap:[]
    credit4the.little.edit


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  14. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 6:25pm UTC
    Web Images Maps News Shopping Gmail More
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    Did you mean: Robert Pattinson?

  15. xChEeRBaBiiox33 xChEeRBaBiiox33
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 8:30pm UTC
    Missing Someone;
    isn't about how long you've seen
    them last or the amount of time its been
    since you last talked.
    It's about that very moment where you are
    doing something and you wish
    they were right there,
    with you
    <//3
    myhotcomments(:
    my colors<3

  16. onemorechance53 onemorechance53
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 3:09pm UTC
    I Want A Boy
    who will sit with me at lunch
    hold my hand and not let go
    wait for me after my classes
    I want a boy who will text me
    all night and m i s s m e when
    I'm gone. I want a boy who
    will make me laugh when I'm
    sad and hold me when I cry
    I want a boy who isn't afraid
    t o k i s s m e i n f r o n t o f
    everybody and dance with me
    even if there's no music I want
    a boy that will love me forever

  17. the_names_caro the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    A girl's survival kit
    1. Fully loaded iPod
    2. Waterproof mascara
    3. Teddy bear from childhood
    4. Emergency "napkins"
    5. A notepad and paper
    6. Cell phone with saved texts
    7. Picture of the most recent lover
    8. At least one good friend you can tell everything to.
    9. A punching bag
    10. Chocolate


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  19. x0cheer4iifeheartzbeatinx0 x0cheer4iifeheartzbeatinx0
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 4:36pm UTC
    * Best Friends
    you're not bestfriends because you sit together at lunch
    or talk on the phone or have matching flipflops
    or can recite each other's wardrobe. Your bestfriends
    because when she smiles, a grin forces itself across
    your face no matter how mad you are, when she cries you
    instantly feel her pain and want to cry with her.
    When you look her in the eyes you know there's no one
    you could ever trust more regardless of
    how many broken hearts you've had.
    That's what it means to be best friends.

  20. lovesicecream96 lovesicecream96
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 5:58pm UTC
    "I'm scared to be happy
    because everytime
    I get too happy,
    something bad always happens."
    -Charlie Brown

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