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jdarxox41696

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Member Since: 3 Feb 2009 02:39pm

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L e a r n
from yesterday,
L i v e for today,
H o p e for tomorrow <33
  1. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2010 8:52pm UTC
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  2. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 4:45pm UTC
    Yesterday, I was in our local pharmacist with my identical twin sister. She was trying on the tester makeup while I was buying a pregnancy test for our 24 year old sister. When I went to the till I got a disapproving look from the cashier so I quickly went on to say, 'Don't worry, it's for my sister'. Right on cue, my twin walked up behind me saying, 'have you got it yet?' We're 12. The look on the woman's face made my day.
    MLIA

  3. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    *WHO*i'VE*BEEN*
    hates who i am and
    w h o ♥ i ♥ am. . .
    h a t e s w h o i ' v e b e c o m e ♥
    ♦♦♦
    credit for edit?? the words are all mine but the layout belongs to (insert name here)

  4. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 12:38pm UTC
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    October 17, 2009 12:38pm UTC
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  6. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 4:00pm UTC
    i was in the car with my sister and her phone started ringing. it was playing beethoven's 5th. turns out, it was my mom. MLIA
    lol this actually happened to me

  7. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 2:37pm UTC
    disney should be sued ;;
    for making every girl think
    s h e h a s a p r i n c e c h a r m i n g
    saw it on a website and thought it was AWESOME!
    100% not mine. :D

  8. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 10:42am UTC
    I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong
    Talk like everything's perfect
    Act like it's all a dream
    And pretend it's not
    X.h.u.r.t.i.n.g.m.e.X
    </3

  9. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 5:08pm UTC
    dumb blonde test :)
    lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [] ((MY FRIEND CAN DO IT)) It is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] ((ALL THE TIME)) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [] You have eaten a bug
    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [x] You break a lot of things
    33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallenout of your chair before
    36 [] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [] The word 'umm' is used many times a day (more like “like”! my dad makes fun of me for it...lol)
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
    26/40
    NOT MINE!!! CREDIT TO WHOEVER MADE IT I JUST FILLED IN MY ANSWERS!!!

  10. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 5:04pm UTC
    ACTUAL CONVO ON AIM!!! ITS REALLY LONG BUT IT'S WORTH IT!! TRUST ME-
    me: omg i hate ur icon!!!
    me: lol
    Nicole: lol...why
    me: its taylor lautner!
    Nicole: y...do u like not like him?
    Nicole: or do u just like robert better
    me: hes ugly and shows off his muscles and in most of the pix of him he doesnt have a shirt on!
    me: lol
    Nicole: so ....its good if he dosnt have a shirt on and at least he has mucsles
    Nicole: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    me: rob sparkles in the sunlight!
    me: WHAT NOW!!!
    Nicole: thats just weird and he has a very very very hairy chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its discusting!!!!!!!
    Nicole: WAT NOW
    Nicole: !!! :P
    me: well taylor wears a wig that makes him look uglier than he really is. is that his intention?!?!
    me: WHAT NOW!!!
    Nicole: taylor lautner is hot no matter wat he wears...and rob smokes... WAT NOW!!!!
    me: he smokeD bc he was depressed!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE DOESNT HAVE A SPITTING PROBLEM!!!
    me: WHAT NOW!!!
    me: ya thats right, taylor lautner has a spitting issue
    Nicole: well every boy has a spitting problem ....and rob is ugly when he dosnt have all the make up and stuff done to his hair...o and at least taylor shaves....o ya thats right i wen there...rob dosnt shave!!! o ya
    Nicole: WAT NOW!!!!
    me: he has an after shave WHICH IS HOT!! taylor doesnt have ANYTHING to shave OTHER THAN HIS LEGS!!
    me: WHAT NOW!!!
    Nicole: ya well boys are supposed to have leg hair and at least taylor does shave and if u think taylor needs to shave his legs look at robs stomach...o ya i went there
    Nicole: WAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    me: u obviously didnt get wat i was saying. by "other than his leg hair", i meant HE SHAVES HIS LEGS CAUSE HES A WOMAN!!! JUST CHECK OUT HIS WIG!!!!!! ITS LOOOOOOOONGG!!!
    me: WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Nicole: i dont have anymore ....

  11. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 11:17am UTC
    & there I was
    Outside of your house
    Throwing rocks at your window
    In the middle of the night
    It was then that you finally realized that
    I was the one
    Dedicated to a very good friend of mine that I wish was more
    ALL MINE PLEASE DON'T COPY

  12. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    this is my profile for AIM:
    GOSH LEXY!! dont be a leprechaun!
    I'm not short:
    I'm
    FUN SIZE!!
    L E A R N from yesterday
    L I V E for today
    H O P E for tomorrow
    Sm:)e
    CARPE DIEM!!
    I dare you to get some skittles and throw them at someone while saying
    "Feel the Rainbow!!"
    AUTOMATIC DOORS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A JEDI.
    Whoa. That was like a Jedi moment.
    bE a ReBeL
    run with scissors.
    open the wrong end of the popcorn bag.
    laugh when its dead silent.
    color outside the lines.
    forget that one boy.
    return a library book late.
    put chocolate milk in your cereal.
    stay up past your bedtime.
    steal the cookies out of the cookie jar.
    play with fire.
    sleep with slippers on.
    wear mismatching socks.
    most of all...live life to the fullest.

  13. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 6:25pm UTC
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  14. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 6:19pm UTC
    Jessica

  15. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 4:25pm UTC
    There's only
    1 thing
    2 do
    3 words
    4 you
    ♥ i love you ♥
    1,2,3,4-Plain White T's

  16. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Save the Planet
    Gþ Green

  17. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    April
    April
    April
    April
    April
    *requested* comment me if you want one =]

  18. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    Kaitlin
    Kaitlin
    Kaitlin
    Kaitlin
    Kaitlin
    Kaitlin
    Kaitlin
    *requested* comment me if you want one =]

  19. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2009 4:20pm UTC
    Samantha
    Samantha
    Samantha
    Samantha
    Samantha
    Samantha
    Samantha
    Samantha
    *requested* comment me if u want one =]

  20. jdarxox41696 jdarxox41696
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2009 4:09pm UTC
    Marissa
    Marissa
    Marissa
    Marissa
    Marissa
    Marissa
    Marissa
    *requested* comment me if u want one =]

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