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Hi my name is Paige, I am 13 yrs old and i live in england.
My hobbies are acting, dancing and swimming. I love hanging out with my friends and would do almost anything for them. I have no brothers or sisters but my mum has the mind of a three year old (not literally) and we always joke around. I am the sort of person who will say what i feel and believe in weather you like it or not. You either love me or hate me.Simple.It's up to you but just get to know me before judging me ok.

Well thats me hope you enjoyed reading about my hobbies thanks.

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  1. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    I respect Gay marriage. people choose their sexuality so let them be.
    Bring on the hate B**ches!

  2. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    APPERANCE
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [x] I tan easily.
    [] my hair is a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses.
    [] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 2 piercings.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away at home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I wanna have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [] I've fallen asleep at school/work.
    [] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more that one class last year.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT
    [x] I've slipped out a 'lol' in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney Movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH
    [x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [x]
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in the doctor's office with a friend.
    [x] I had a serious injury.
    [x] I've had chicken pox.
    [x] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES
    [] I've gotten lost in my city.
    [] I've seen a shooting star.
    [] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [x] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've played spin the bottle.
    [x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x] I've sat on a rooftop at night.
    [x] I've played chicken.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've ridden in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced. (LOL, no.)
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES
    [x] I've consumed alcohol.
    [] I regularly drink.
    [x] I can't swallow pills.
    [] I can swallow 5 pills at a time no problem.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut out others when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've woken up crying

  3. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    anyone else think Austin and Ally should totaly date?

  4. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    This Or That?
    [] Curly or Straight [x]
    [] Pizza or Pasta [x]
    [x] Fruit or Vegetables []
    [] Blonde or Brunette [x]
    [x] Tall or Short []
    [x] Taylor Swift or Ke$ha []
    [x] Katy Perry or Lady Gaga []
    [x] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson []
    [x] Eminem or Drake []
    [x] Bruno Mars or Big Time Rush []
    [] Pink or Purple [x]
    [] PINK or Hollister [x]
    [x] Blue or Green []
    [x] Cheetah or Zebra []
    [] USA or UK [x]
    [x] London or Paris []
    [] Winter or Summer [x]
    [x] Hot Guys or Smart Guys [x]
    [x] Uggs or Flip Flops [x]
    [] Love or Friendship [x]
    [x] Beautiful or Hot []
    [x] Pancakes or Waffles []
    [] Cake or Cookies [x]
    [x] Vanilla or Chocolate []
    [] Boyfriend or Guyfriend [x]
    [] #1 Best Friend or Several Close Ones [x]

  5. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    its not that i dont listen but that i have VERY SELECTIVE HEARING!

  6. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:09pm UTC
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  7. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    f you have 35+.. you're spoiled :3
    [ ] own car
    [x] cell phone
    [ ] own phone line
    [ ] bf/gf
    [ ] own bathroom
    [x] own room
    [x] 2 or more story house
    [ ] pool
    [ ]guest house
    [ ] game room
    [ ] tv in your room
    [x ] Double (queen) Bed
    [ ] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [ ] 10+ things from a designer store
    [x] good grades
    [ ] Dior sunglasses
    [ ] louis vuitton purse
    [] iPod
    [x ] XBOX
    [x ] PS2
    [x ] mp3 player
    7 Total.
    [ ] Mercedes Benz
    [ ]BMW
    [ ] basketball hoop
    [ ] air hockey table
    [ ] pool table
    [ ] ping pong table
    [ ] trampoline
    [ ] live ON a lake or pond
    [ ] own a pair of skiis
    [ ] own a snowboard
    [ ] has a boat
    [ ] has a jet ski
    [ ] has a beach house/ cabin
    7 Total
    [x ] only child
    [x] stereo system in bedroom
    [x ] DVD player in bedroom
    [ ] 100+ dvd's
    [ ]gets $50+ for allowance each month
    [ x] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [ ] shops at abercrombie
    [ ] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    [x ] makeup
    [x] cologne/perfume
    [ ] AIM
    [ ] MSN
    []Yahoo
    [x ] 5+ trophies
    [x]own digital camera
    [ ]walk-in closet
    15 Total.
    [ ] electric scooter
    [ ] dirt bike
    [ ] 4X4 truck
    [ ] guitar/drums
    [ ] hammock
    [ ] been on a cruise
    [x ] traveled out of the country
    [ ] weight set/ workout set in house
    [ ] personal fit trainer
    [ ] expensive jewerly
    [ ] met a celeb
    [] straightener/ curling iron
    [ ] gets hair done/nails/spas
    [ ] on/was on a Varsity team for the school
    [ ] own batting cage
    [ ] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [x ] own savings account
    [x]1+ BEST friends
    [ ] been to the carribean
    [ ] been to europe.
    [ ] been to hawaii
    [ ] been to NY
    18 Total.
    [ ] shopped in seattle
    [ ] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [ ] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [ ] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [ ] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [ ] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [ ] lives on a private property
    [ ] license
    [ ] moved 3+ times
    [ ]sports car
    [ ] hot tub
    [x] pet(s)
    [ ] ranch
    [ ] verizon
    [ ] cingular
    [ ]Sprint
    [ ] virgin mobile / other
    [] At&t
    [] been to 5+ states in the US.
    18 Total.
    [ ] 100+ buddies on messenger
    [x] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [ ] eat-out almost everyday
    [] been in a limo
    [x] own camcorder
    [x] own laptop
    [x] own desktop
    23 Total.
    21 Overall Total
    You spoiled?
    [ ] yes
    [x] no

  8. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    My Crush:)
    Say your crush's name 6 times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide whats more important: love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make another wish about love or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush,"
    and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush!

  9. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read
    this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says
    its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God
    send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being
    tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it.
    NMQ

  10. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    my crush asked me out to the school dance yesterday. infront of everyone. ( it was a dare but were going anyway) i was like errr yeah. it was a tad wierd. IM SO FREAKING EXITED.

  11. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    will be re posting my fanfic on my other account see yall soon :)

  12. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    when i was little my mum used to get me to make a wish before i blew out the candles on my birthday cake.Every year i would wish for the same thing ( a pony) and my mum would ask what did you wish for and i would say not telling otherwise it wont come true so my mum lied and said you can tell your mum and it will still come true but not anyone else so i told her and guess what. I AINT GOT NO PONY YET SO LOOK WHOS THE LIEING LITTLE B*CH NOW MUM JUST LOOK.!

  13. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    So at the end of the school year, the children who are leaving my school ( the people in my year) get little autograph books and this little boy in my school asked if he could be the first person to sign it. I was like " AWWW sure thing.!" it was sooo sweet :)

  14. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    true story of a convo my mum and i had today.
    Mum: so basicly your saying that if your friends jumped off a bridge you would too?"
    Me: " No what im saying is I would let her jump of the bridge then make her swim to the shore, then i would pull her to safety and beat the crap out of her for scaring the sh*t out of me. Then i would probably hug her."
    Mum: " umm... Ok."
    no jk it was sooo funny.

  15. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    hey guys i want to make a 1d fanfic comment on the character you would like to be. I may not be able to fit all of you in but i promise I will try. :)

  16. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    "Im just a simple country boy"
    who knows where this is from ;) ???

  17. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes!

  18. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    I love it when Nial Horan sings ' i'm yours' by Jason Mraz
    Heart = Exploding out of my chest <3<3<3

  19. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really....quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents of Lisa and the little girl will haunt you...i know its fulla shoot but its spooky

  20. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
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    May 20, 2012 9:05am UTC
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