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  1. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    " Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Peewee Herman."
    " I found my bike!"* rings bell*
    who knows where this is from.

  2. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    What a kiss really means...
    Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ...
    Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
    Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
    Kiss on the Hand = I adore You
    Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    Slap on the Butt = That's mine ;)<3
    Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --ADVICE!--
    -Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    -If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love
    --REQURIEMENTS--
    Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you

  3. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    I find it wierd how my innitials make P.S or P.L.S lol true fact.

  4. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    "im the sort of person who can take an insult and let it slip by, I can take a punch like a man (eventhough im a girl) and can stand my ground without being too rude but I will tell you once and once only if you dare hurt any of my friends in any way i will hunt you down and rip you apart. limb by limb and you can see what its like to hurt." I actually said this to a boy in my class who used to bully me and almost started on my friends. Well i can tell you this put him in his place pretty quick lol. My moral is stand your ground and don't let anyone hurt you just be strong then nothing can stand in your way.

  5. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    So today I found out that one of my dogs likes Dr.Doolittle 2. we werte watchin it on tv and he would not stop staring at it. lol

  6. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:50am UTC
    yestarday we had a school disco and it was epic btw. Anyway my friend who is a guy( i have mentioned him in a few other quotes where he was my crush) was looking bored and dancing on his own so i asked him to dance with me and my friends ( they had their bfs with them) and he said yes! ( how epic am i jk) I had soooo much fun and now i can't stop smiling :DDDD !!!!!!

  7. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:35am UTC
    TEST YOUR TOunge
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
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    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Find the i
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    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry

  8. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 7:39am UTC
    Girl: hey
    Boy: Uhm? Hi
    Girl: Whats Up?
    Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
    Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ...
    ... Boy: ???
    Girl: Do You like Me back?
    Boy: Well Uhm Your 4 years younger then Me.
    Girl: Oh.
    Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
    Boy: Bye.
    2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter.
    #REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the one youu love

  9. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    repost if you love your dad. if you dont hell die in 12 days
    sorry i didnt want to take any chances

  10. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Lol so today in school we had just finished a test and my friend ( who is a crazy freak of a guy but is really funny) shouts out " I LIKE TRAINS NEW NEW NEW NEW NEEW" who knows where this is from.
    true story !! it was sooo funny and the teacher actually laughed at it.

  11. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    How guys flirt:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  12. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Taylor Swift
    "just close your eyes" ( safe and sound)
    " keep your eyes open" ( eyes open)
    Taylor I luv ya and all but seriously im getting mixed messages here.!

  13. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly",
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.
    nmf/nmq

  14. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Girl: hey
    Boy: Uhm? Hi
    Girl: Whats Up?
    Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
    Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ...
    ... Boy: ???
    Girl: Do You like Me back?
    Boy: Well Uhm Your 4 years younger then Me.
    Girl: Oh.
    Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
    Boy: Bye.
    2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter.
    #REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the one youu love

  15. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 10:44am UTC
    7th-12th grade love Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight If you dont re-post this, Your worst week starts NOW

  16. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this bsp;
    f you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥
    He is always watching...had to do it <3
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins......

  17. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    7th-12th grade love Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight If you dont re-post this, Your worst week starts NOW

  18. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    perfect boyfriend
    ♥ •Give her your hoodie, even if you go to different schools. •Give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in. •Leave her cute messages. ... •Kiss her infront of all your friends. •Tell her she looks beautiful. •Look her in the eye when you talk to her. •Let her mess with your hair. •Just walk around with her. •Forgive her mistakes.!!!!!! •Hold her hand when you're around your .........frie...nds AND in private. •Let her fall asleep in your arms. •Stay up all night with her when she's sick. •Watch her favorite movie with her. •Come up and grab her by the waist. Remember this: •Don't talk about other girls around her.! :\•When she's sad, hang out with her. •When you fall in love with her, tell her.♥ •And when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone before.♥ Guys re post as "I'd do this for her" Girls re post as "Perfect Boyfriend" If you don't re-post this in 4 minutes, you will lose the one you love. If you re-post this in 4 minutes, the one you like/love will: Call you ♥ Text you ! Message you :)

  19. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Im not single or forever alone, God is just saving me for someone special.

  20. XxJenniferLawrenceXx XxJenniferLawrenceXx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I remember tears streaming down your face
    When I said, "I'll never let you go"
    When all those shadows almost killed your light
    I remember you said, "Don't leave me here alone"
    But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight
    Just close your eyes
    The sun is going down
    You'll be alright
    No one can hurt you now
    Come morning light
    You and I'll be safe and sound
    Don't you dare look out your window darling
    Everything's on fire
    The war outside our door keeps raging on
    Hold onto this lullaby
    Even when the music's gone
    Gone
    Just close your eyes
    The sun is going down
    You'll be alright
    No one can hurt you now
    Come morning light
    You and I'll be safe and sound
    Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh
    La La (La La)
    La La (La La)
    Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh
    La La (La La)
    Just close your eyes
    You'll be alright
    Come morning light,
    You and I'll be safe and sound...
    Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh oh oh. [x7]
    I love dis song!

:)

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