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  1. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:08am UTC
    Here's to the people on Witty that haven't become judgemental b/tches.

  2. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    "I couldn't even be mad at him, because this was who he was. This was who he'd always been.
    He'd never lied about that. He gave and then he took away. I felt it in the pit of my stomach, the familiar ache, that lost, regretful feeling only he could give me. I never wanted to feel it again. Never, ever."
    - J e n n y H a n - I t ' s N o t S u m m e r W i t h o u t Y o u -

  3. ForeverOneDirection ForeverOneDirection
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Hi everybody! Foreveronedirection here and I just wanted to tell you guys that I am going to write a 1D fanfic!
    Parts:
    Louis GF:
    Louis Best friend:
    Harrys crush:
    Nialls Crush:
    Nialls 'wingman/wing girl':
    Liams Girlfriend:
    Zayn Girlfriend:
    How to get one of these parts?
    Comment down below with information such as
    -name
    -6 words that best describe you
    - looks ( I don't need a picture just describe yourself.)
    - Part that you want.
    - Why you want the part


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ummmm ummmm
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:12am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When Your Scuba Diving
    And See Adele
    Rolling in The Deep

  6. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:10am UTC
    Can vegetarians eat
    Animal Crackers?

  7. Fact_Book Fact_Book
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:29am UTC
    FA C T #1
    If you google "Zerg Rush" Goole will eat the search page.
    (should I do a series)

  8. Love_Confused Love_Confused
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    oh. my. god. I miss him so much. I miss his voice. I miss his laugh. I miss his kisses. I miss his lips. I miss his touch. I miss his eyes. I miss his hugs. I miss him holding me. I miss his warmth. I miss him so much.

  9. awkwardpenguin97 awkwardpenguin97
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Friend: Spell toast.
    Me: T-O-A-S-T
    Friend: Say it 5 times.
    Me: Toast toast toast toast toast
    Friend: Say it 3 more times.
    Me: Toast toast toast
    Friend: What do you put in a toaster?
    Me: TOAST! HAH I WIN!!!
    Friend: Really? Cuz I put in bread.
    Me: ...

  10. swagga swagga
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 6:06pm UTC
     
    +& she used a Sharpie to write his name on her arm.
    Because whether it be through 
    heart break or ink poisoning,
    she knew he'd be the death of her.

  11. juju1 juju1
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    My friend's
    boyfriend (senior),
    Gave up his Friday night for her to go to our
    youth group
    Watched disney movies at youth group with her,
    cuddling her the whole time
    Put up with out giggling and laughing all night
    long (we slept over with a pledge to not sleep)
    & most of all:
    put up with all of our awwing whenever they
    were cute together :)
    And they had only been together for a week :)

  12. altheerrr altheerrr
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    A GUY WHO TRULY LOVES HIS GIRL
    DOESNT NEED TO UNBOTTON HER SHIRT TO GET A
    BETTER VIEW OF HER HEART.♥

  13. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    a Teacher:we're watching a movie in class! Me: O.O
    Teacher:Here's your worksheet
    Me: -_-
    FunkyMonkeyFormats

  14. ImRightHere ImRightHere
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Me: Dad
    Dad:
    Me: Dad
    Dad:
    Me: DAD
    Dad:
    Me: DADDY
    Dad:
    Me: DDAAADDD
    Dad:
    Me: tony
    Dad: *looks over imediatly
    Me: Seriously
    Every time

  15. lil_angel101 lil_angel101
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:32am UTC
    Looking for a witty best friend
    - Who i can go to for advice
    - Has a phone so we can text
    - That's NOT A PEDO :') hahaha
    - and has the same sense of humour as me :)
    -13-15 years of age (:
    -Maybe even have facebook
    - goes on witty ALOT and always replys to me
    Any takers?
    ( comment)
    Cookiedoughformats

  16. nothing_to_everyone nothing_to_everyone
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:29am UTC
    ...Then God created Saturn. He liked it so he put a ring on it.
    nothing_to_everyone. do not steal.Format by twilightgirl995

  17. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:55am UTC
    When I give you my time, I am giving you a portion of my life that I will never get back. So don't waste it.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. alexandrea123 alexandrea123
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:56am UTC
    I Keep My Feelings
    To Myself Because Nobody Else
    Will Understand .

  20. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Love
    It's just a word
    until someone comes along
    and gives it a meaning. ❤
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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