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true story of a convo my mum and i had today.

Mum: so basicly your saying that if your friends jumped off a bridge you would too?"
Me: " No what im saying is I would let her jump of the bridge then make her swim to the shore, then i would pull her to safety and beat the crap out of her for scaring the sh*t out of me. Then i would probably hug her."
Mum: " umm... Ok." 

no jk it was sooo funny.
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true story of a convo my mum and i had today. Mum: so basicly

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