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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Just because you're shy around new people
Doesn't mean you have social anxiety.
Just because you yelled at your friend for no reason
Doesn't mean you suffer from bipolar disorder.
Just because you get nervous before a big test
Doesn't mean you have anxiety.
Just because you're upset that someone died
Doesn't mean you have any form of depression.
Just because you're watching your weight a little more than you did five years ago
Doesn't mean you're becoming anorexic.
People these days seem to want to have mental disorders.
Mental disorders aren't cute or fun. They are legitimate illnesses that people actually struggle with everyday.

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Look_out_a_stalker
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks im a stalker.
He wrote it on facebook, twitter, his blog
and even in
both of his journals.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I tripped on my sister's bra
i g u e s s y o u c o u l d s a y i t w a s a b o o b i e t r a p .
oh em gee guise im so funny.

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ambear24
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC

how awkward am i?
last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling on the couch.
i got cold and rolled up into a ball.
and then i blurt out,
"check it out. i'm an armadillo."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:39pm UTC

so i was talking to
this girl in my art class.
and i was like,
"I want to go to college in England"
and then she said,
"but, wouldn't you have to learn another language?"
another
language
another
language.

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FullOfRegrets
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Lady Gaga
Just let that sink in

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

shout out to pixar
for making bloopers for animated films.

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伤*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 9:49am UTC

So did you favorite my quote because it was funny or do you
wanna date me i need answers

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 2:03am UTC

Have you ever
settled into bed and the only thought that runs through your head is "that was a crazy day".

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 2:03pm UTC

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother
because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

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Jake_from_State_Farm
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 9:38pm UTC

Flo from Progressive is in a relationship with Jake from State Farm
♥ Like· Comment · See Frendship · 7 minutes ago
3,506 people like this.

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC

how do i stop growing up this isn't fun anymore

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:08pm UTC

me: Ugh I'm so bored there's
literally NOTHING for me to do....
brain: Finish your novel, play on your
xbox, revise, do your homework,
play an instrument, read, go out,
learn how to cook, learn a new language,
clean your room, watch TV..
me:
me:
me: Ugh I'm so bored there's
literally NOTHING for me to do....
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Why are clothes so expensive?
I shouldn't have to pay to not be naked, people should be paying me not to be naked.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC

it takes hours
to write an awesome essay but a
milisecond to close without saving
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:08pm UTC

I am incredibly awkward.
I get attached easily, and I hold on for too long.
I don’t like opening up to people.
Most five year old children can express their feelings
better than me.
I hide behind my fake smiles.
I’m probably one of the most difficult people
you will ever meet.
But I can be sweet.
I’m a great listener.
I’ll guard your secrets with my life.
I will never judge you based on your mistakes,
and I’ll love you as much as I can.
I can be, if you let me,
one of the best things in your life.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:28pm UTC

i like google earth
it's amazing. they photographed
every road in the whole world and
they put them on the computer. you
just type it in and you go there.
and you sit in front of the computer and
think, "I can go anywhere,
anywhere in the world. Where
shall I go?" And we all come to the
same conclusion: MY HOUSE!
| f u n n i e s | n m q |

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 12:16pm UTC

the awful moment
when you finish a good book and have to
face the reality of your boring life
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:16pm UTC

she didn't get it
friend: hey do you have any crackers
me: no
me: we're crackalackin'
please tell me you do
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles.
In other words, you're accepted into this dysfunctional family

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