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  1. greekgeek1 greekgeek1
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:32am UTC
    Zoo Pals Make Eating
    FUN

  2. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    TEXTS #31
    Dad: Just killed a GIANT SPIDER
    near your room.
    Daughter: Thanks dad. You know me,
    I would have freaked out!
    Dad: Oh yeah, I left its body on the floor so the other bugs know
    not to mess with me.

  3. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    TEXTS #38
    Dad: Will you marry me?
    Daughter: EW NO!
    Dad: Good. We'll just keep practicing this so that when someone actually asks you to marry them, it'll just be a kneejerk reaction.

  4. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    TEXTS #50
    Son: My birthday's coming up :)
    Dad: Two tips on your birthday:
    1)Forget the past, you can't change it.
    2)Forget the present, I didn't get you one.

  5. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 4:46am UTC
    i dont have a specific
    type.
    if i like you, i like you.

  6. foreverr_and_ever foreverr_and_ever
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 12:19am UTC
    Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo. Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo. Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo. Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.span>Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo. Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo.Te amo.Je t'aime.Ti amo.Ich liebe Dich.Jag älskar dig.Ya lyublyu tebya. Wǒ ài nǐ.Tá grá agam ort.S' ayapo./span>
    I love you ♥

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    dear whoever is reading this,
    you are beautiful, and someone is out there is [crazy about you]. so smile. ♥

  8. ellemaii ellemaii
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    ♥ He is now in a relationship with Your best friend
    You hate this.
    Best friend Aw I love you:)
    about an hour ago
    Him I love you too:)♥
    about an hour ago
    You I'm so happy for you two...
    never in a life time

  9. bornforthisx11 bornforthisx11
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 2:12pm UTC
    I wonder what
    >>the person I'm going to marry<<
    is doing right now...
    <3

  10. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    creating situations
    in your head that will never happen.
    sillyslinky

  11. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    teenage years.
    the best and worst times of your life.

  12. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    ADMIT IT.
    YOU'RE AFRAID TO TEXT HIM FIRST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ANNOYING♥-

  13. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Facebook-
    where you lie to your friends
    WittyProfiles-
    where you're honest with complete strangers

  14. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Every Girl Has
    a w e i r d guy that has a creepy crush on her

  15. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    ••• That Mood
    When you're so happy . . .
    that you randomly compliment all your friends
    a n d h a v e a s i l l y s m i l e o n y o u r f a c e

  16. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    i h.a.t.e. when
    an un-popular girl puts a really pretty picture on facebook;
    & gets one, maybe two likes.
    & when
    a popular girl puts the ugliest picture on facebook;
    & gets eight-seven likes.
    -not mine; & i'm not saying anyones ugly(:

  17. carol4059 carol4059
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Admit it, we all know an
    idiot
    .named Nick.

  18. sweetiepie4u01 sweetiepie4u01
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    my friend was talking to a guy on the
    INTERNET WHO S'TARTED
    threatening that he would come to her house and hurt her
    she has 3 little brothers, ♥
    all of whom slept on her floor and outside her door for a week with
    nerf guns and water guns to make sure their big sister feels safe

  19. rwebb_12 rwebb_12
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2010 5:06am UTC
    she's just
    c r a z y a b o u t
    that boy ♥
    [highlight]

  20. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    our small stupid conversations,
    mean more to me than you'll ever know. ♥

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