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Member Since: 1 Mar 2009 10:34am

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 BamBqI dontI I don't go on here much anymore. Maybe I will again some day, but for now, it's been a good 3 years. 
I don't go on here much anymore. Maybe I will again some day, but for now, it's been a good 3 years. 












 
 
  1. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    Those Mornings Where
    your exhausted, but there's birds chirping right next to your window,
    so you can't fall asleep and you feel like going outside&
    and shoot them all

  2. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when;
    And you say "but it's my birthday!" you think of an amazzzing quote,
    but by the time you turn on the computer and sign on to witty you
    Completely forget what it was?

  3. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    When it's your birthday,
    And you say "but it's my birthday!" & you use the excuse, "But it's my birthday!"
    to get what you want.

  4. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    That one facebook friend, that
    NEVER SLEEPS
    [They're on when you go to sleep, & They're on when you wake up]

  5. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    ♥ I'm basically your average teenage girl ♥
    I like a guy, who will never like me back, I spend way to much time on witty profiles, I stalk people on Facebook, I stress over the littlest things, my hair never cooperates, my room can't stay clean for more then a day, I use my hair brush as a microphone and dance around, my grades aren't always good, my world revolves around music, I can spend hours deciding the simplest things, my smile isn't always real, I don't always say what I feel, I change my mind more then you change clothes, I stay up way later then I should, I love laughing, I only have a few people I can actually trust, I think I'm ugly 97% of the time, I pretend to like people I actually hate, one song can make or break my entire day, I have had "friends" stab me in the back before, I fall in love to fast, I don't always get along with my relatives, I trust people to easily, I sing in the shower, I suck up to people to get what I want, I do my homework five minutes before its do, I still watch Disney movies, and I fall in love with all the wrong guys, I have shows that I have to watch, I'll buy a magazine just to get a picture of my celebrity crush, I won't text people just so I wouldn't seem annoying, I'm always everyone's second choice, I take out my phone so it looks like I'm texting someone, I press the buttons on toys in shops then run away when they won't stop making noise, I want a summer romance, I trip over flat surfaces, I practice my signature just incase I become famous one day, I fell into a pool of sexy when I was a kid, I get butterfly when I hear his name, I make mistakes all the time, I'm not always perfect, and I have to many flaws to count.
    ♥ So, maybe, I'm not so normal after all ♥

  6. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Football Skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country
    Sports♥

  7. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    Admit it.
    At one point in your life you pretended that the floors were lava and if you stepped in it, you died.
    -

  8. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    GOOD FRIENDS,
    BLAME YOU.
    BEST FRIENDS,
    TAKE THE BLAME.

  9. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    before you assume,
    learn the facts.
    before you judge,
    understand why.
    before you leave,
    COMMIT ON STAYING.
    before you hurt someone,
    f e e l.

  10. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS QUOTE,
    is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything,
    its too late for you to stop reading it.

  11. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    someone
    will always be prettier wwiwill alw
    someone
    will always be smarter
    someone
    will always be younger
    BuT
    they will never be
    you
    --

  12. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    The reason
    why parents
    don't allow their sons to play with dolls
    is because
    They want t'o teach THem
    that
    girls
    aren't toys to play with ♥

  13. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Facebook-
    where you lie to your friends
    WittyProfiles-
    where you're honest with complete strangers

  14. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    We all have that one friend-
    That we used to hate, but now love♥
    -

  15. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    vicctorriaaax
    I am who I am.
    I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip.
    I obviously don't have it all together,
    But I like it that way
    -

  16. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    Facebook-
    You realize how different you are from people
    Wittyprofiles-
    You realize there are people who know exactly how you feel.

  17. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    Look for the girl
    with the broken smile
    Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
    And she will be loved♥
    format credit: sandrasaurus

  18. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    "Am I crazy?
    I'm afraid so.
    You've gone totally bonkers.
    But, I'll tell you the truth.
    All the best people are."
    ~AliceInWonderland♥

  19. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    "i had a dream about you
    last night :)"
    'Aww, really..'
    "Yeah, you
    died :)"

  20. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    My back's kinda sore.
    Probably because someone just got done stabbing me there.

:)

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