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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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converse97
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:33pm UTC

me when I was 10: I can't wait to get to high school and meet a bunch of cute boys!
me in high school: where are they

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:36pm UTC

The best friendships
are built on innapropriateness and sarcasam

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Delicate*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:38pm UTC

Snow at night,
when the streetlights hit it, the moments between dreaming and waking, a good cup of tea as I'm writing, the feel of an old, ratty book between my finger tips, a good spring thunderstorm, and the smell of grass, dew, and lakewater in the morning.

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randomcrayon12
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:38pm UTC

A poem.
" Two roads diverged in the woods,
and i took the road less traveled.."
AND IT HURT, MAN! Real bad.
Rocks! Thorns! Glass!
My pants broke! Aahhh!
not cool, Robert Frost.
- Kid President

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC

imagine a library filled with every book in the world,
none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. you get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. and when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 10:53am UTC

i hate when
girls use those stupid insults like “you cant spell c nt without u (:”
ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u you cant spell soup without u what does that mean am i soup
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:59am UTC

Steve's job is really tiring
Imagine having 300,000 teenage daughters.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 10:00pm UTC

i want a guy that is cute and funny but
not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that's tall and skinny but not too skinny but not too buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi. like is that so hard to find

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:26pm UTC

When I was younger, I was in McDonalds and I had my tamagotchi with me
and I was playing with it and there was another girl, about my age, had a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over at each other. After a while, she went to the bathroom and I followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchi's and we made them have tamababies. To this day, it's the most scandalous I've ever done in my life.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Have you ever
met someone
and you were just like immediately attracted to them
not even in a sexual way
there was just something about them that you were drawn to
and you really wanted to tell them
and get to know them better
but you knew they wouldn’t feel the same way
so you just obsessed over them from afar.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 11:17pm UTC

a few important things:
- most human beings do not naturally have a thigh gap
- a thigh gap is not an indication of weight
- thigh gaps are not dependant on weight, they are dependant on how wide your hips are
- ribs and hipbones aren't meant to be very visible in a female human being who is a healthy weight
- collarbones are not meant to jut out heaps
- it's normal to have rolls on your stomach when you sit down or bend over
- it is normal to have a stomach that curves out a little bit
- most girls have stretch marks somewhere on their bodies; it comes with growing up and growing out
- stretch marks are not a sign of being fat, they are a sign of growing
- BMI charts are not accurate at all
-six-pack abs are not necessary to be healthy, be fit, or look good
- eating whenever you are hungry is perfectly fine
- the majority of girls have one breast bigger than the other (same goes for foot and hand sizes)
- the best way to get a bikini body: put your body in a bikini
- it is okay not to show off your body but it is also okay to show off your body as long as you're not mean to others about their bodies
- your body is yours to do with what you want

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JustAnotherGirlWhoTheWorldForgot
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 1:29pm UTC

My Dad died a few days ago,
He was only 38,
My younger brother is only 5,
My dad was my hero
We lost him to a brain hemorrhage,
In a coma for 2 weeks,
No warning.
Heaven has gained such a wonderful man,
He will be missed so much.
R.I.P Daddy,
I Love You <3
nmf

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 3:55pm UTC

dad: those people on that witty website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | n o t t t t m i n e e

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Today,
I got my first instagram hate.
You wanna know what I woke up to?
'kill yourself'
And you know what I did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC

in 7th grade i went to see a movie
with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like "excuse me" and he pulled out a bag of hershey kisses out of his coat.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Guest: where's your daughter?
Dad: oh, she's in her room. she won't come out unless you bring food or band members.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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