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  1. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 9:44am UTC
    great love stories have one thing in common.
    they need to go against all odds to get there. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥

  2. stilllovingyou stilllovingyou
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 11:19am UTC
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  3. BiebeFeveGirl BiebeFeveGirl
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 9:25am UTC
    Dear, male teacher
    No, that's okay.
    I'll just bleed on the seat instead.
    Sincerely, I told you it was A
    EMERGENCY!
    °•°•°
    format to jayciecutie01

  4. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:44am UTC
    SpongeBob quote. ♥
    Squidward: Stop it Patrick, I'm claustrophobic.
    Patrick: What does that mean?
    Spongebob: It means he is scared of Santa Clause.
    Patrick: HO HO HO!!
    Spongebob: Stop it Patrick, you are scaring him...

  5. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 4:17am UTC
    my parents say "it's my house".
    but when it's time to clean..
    "it's your house too".
    -______________-

  6. Alysssa Alysssa
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 2:00am UTC
    Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Favorite if you're still a unicorn. c:

  7. MissSmiley MissSmiley
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 4:34am UTC
    It's a friend request .
    Not a marriage proposal.

  8. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 9:47am UTC
    A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond,
    "What's your name?" asked the chicken,
    "Bond, James Bond. What's yours?"
    "Ken, Chick Ken."

  9. chloexxkrystyna chloexxkrystyna
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 11:17am UTC
    I wish Facebook
    Had a relationship status that said
    Dying alone with 72 cats . Dying
    [ ♥ ]

  10. CallMeKiana CallMeKiana
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 7:21am UTC
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  11. missmusic13 missmusic13
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Cool Story Bro.
    What Chapter do you shut the hell up ?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:28am UTC
    Fav if
    no matter how old you are
    y o u l o v e
    Big Time Rush
    and are determined
    to.marry.one.of.them
    o n e d a y
    comment which one (;

  13. annabel6 annabel6
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 7:20am UTC
    everyone's had the
    "when i was your age"
    lecture from their parents.
    several times.
    notmyformat
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  14. BaileyElizabethhx3 BaileyElizabethhx3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:01am UTC
    Face it...
    We all honestly wish Plankton would succeed..
    Because we want to know the secret formula too.

    mine?

  15. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 9:11am UTC
    . . . and the truth is,
    you're why I don't believe in love anymore.

  16. courtcourt07 courtcourt07
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Facebook: What's on your mind?
    Twitter:
    What's happening?
    Myspace: Where did everybody go?
    nmq nmf

  17. abbybaby98 abbybaby98
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 10:28am UTC
    The shampoo brand:
    Head & Shoulders
    Should make a shower gel called:
    Knees & Toes
    And a face wash called:
    Eyes, Ears, Mouth & Nose

  18. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:50am UTC
    I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHERE I WANT if my mom says it's okay .

  19. dInOsAuR13 dInOsAuR13
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 12:57am UTC
    Fish are friend's
    Not food ♥
    nmf

  20. xoitskyrstinxo xoitskyrstinxo
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 12:57am UTC
    And the the worst feeling in the world is thinking you have a chance when you really don't.
    Grey's Anatomy.

:)

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