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heyy(:

my name is allie!

  1. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    I Need Help on this story I'm writing... The main character is a girl named Tatum, and I need a name for her boyfriend. I just need a bunch of names to choose from that go well with hers! My top choices so far are Brody, Coleton, or Xander. I'm open to new suggestions!

  2. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    I Need Help on this story I'm writing... The main character is a girl named Tatum, and I need a name for her boyfriend. I just need a bunch of names to choose from that go well with hers! My top choices so far are Brody, Coleton, or Xander. I'm open to new suggestions!

  3. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 12:49am UTC
    RAHN! STAP!
    STAP IT RAHN,
    STAP!
    Who am I? (:

  4. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 12:31am UTC
    Dear Situation,
    YEAH BRO. YEAH BRO. YOU HAD IT COMIN MAN.
    I FUCCKING OWNED YOU DUDE. YOU'RE DONE, YOU'RE DONE.
    STAY DOWN. THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH BUDDY.
    Sincerely, The Wall

  5. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Sweatpants,hair in a bun,
    holding a coffee and keys.
    admit it;
    when you fit this description,
    you feel like a college student.

  6. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:59pm UTC
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  7. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    "Braxley!"
    "I'm stupid."
    -iCarly(:

  8. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:45pm UTC
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  9. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:40am UTC
    \_(o_o)_/
    YOU MAD BRO?

  10. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:10am UTC
    http://for3verinmy0wnworld.tumblr.com/post/9109024998
    Watch this...
    and proceed to get jealous!
    i was when i watched -_-
    e secon

  11. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    I want
    Morgan Freeman to narrate my life

  12. shortii828xx shortii828xx
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    August 20, 2011 2:25pm UTC
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  13. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    The first name you see will be the person you marry...
    James Chris Tyler Kyle Kendall Eric Michael Joseph Steven Aaron Nick Zachary Neil William Craig Jeffery
    Patrick Wesley Kenny Jimmy Brandon Kevin Sean Liam Matthew Tyrone Brenden Hayden Kellan Landon
    Justin Bieber
    Oliver Michell Lucas Andrew Christian Benjamin Jeramiah Daniel Robert John George Elijah Anthony Bob
    Antonio Dante Vincent Thomas Louis Dean Ronald Carter Caleb Carlos Trevor Timothy Raymond Marcus
    You're Welcome.

  14. shortii828xx shortii828xx
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    August 19, 2011 4:24pm UTC
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  15. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:28am UTC
    Dear Mr. Right,
    Why does she only want you?
    Sincerely, Mr. Left.

  16. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:22am UTC
    Dear teens,
    Witty, Twitter, and Facebook consume our lives...
    Sincerely, we live in the WTF generation.

  17. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:05am UTC
    Dear poets,
    Roses are red, violets are violet, get it right, or just keep quiet.
    Sincerely,flourists

  18. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:00am UTC
    Dear Voldemort,
    You could only hide for seven books?! Amateur...
    Sincerely,Waldo

  19. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 12:49am UTC
    Dear society,
    L i v i n g w i t h b o t h A D H D a n d O C D i s h a r d . ♥ ♥
    Your ADHD is like, "Ooh! A cat!." And your OCD says, "CLEAN IT!"
    Sincerely, victim.

  20. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 12:39am UTC
    Dear family,
    Thanks for putting an empty box of cereal back in the cabinet.
    Sincerely, ♥♥♥now I can have
    disappointment for breakfast.

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