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  1. stranger101 stranger101
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    There once was an ugly barnacle.
    He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

  2. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:02pm UTC
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  3. ForeverAnddAlwayss ForeverAnddAlwayss
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I realized tonight that,
    Love hurts ,
    But heartbreak hurts more,
    So I want ;love without an end.
    Baby, If you can do that,
    We shall be perfect. <3

  4. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:02am UTC

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    ♒You were salty and he was interested — idly so, interested as though you were the weather on a day he planned to drive to the beach, interested like you were a book written by an author he used to adore but now, not so much — sort of tenuous interest that could tip in either direction at any moment and once you knew that, it was the beginning of the end. The beginning of the end began the night you met; this is just how it works.♒
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  5. toey toey
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Mom: "Sweetie! are your ok? are you bleeding!!???"
    Me: "Yes mom im bleeding inside of my skin.
    Mom: "....... -,- i see what you did there...........
    toey :D

  6. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Girl Facts
    -When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    -When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    -When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    -When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    -When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    -When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    -When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    -When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    -When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    -When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    -When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    -When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    -When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    -When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    -When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    -When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    -When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    -When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    -When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    - When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    -When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    -When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    -When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  7. xXxLaurenSomersx xXxLaurenSomersx
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    I take these pills to make me thin.
    I dye my hair, and cut my skin.
    I try everything, to make them see me.
    But all they see, is someone that's not me.
    invisible

  8. xXi_am_imperfectxX xXi_am_imperfectxX
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    IF A ROBOT DOES
    THE ROBOT
    WOULD IT STILL
    BE CALLED
    THE ROBOT OR IS IT
    JUST DANCING?

  9. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    9 year olds today have-
    twitters, facebooks, phones, ipods
    When I was 9, I had-
    crayons, coloring book, chalk, imagination

  10. petalprincess* petalprincess*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    WHO ELSE REMEMBERS?
    the good old shows
    thats so raven. phil of the future. even stevens. the amanda show. the powerpuff girls. her arnold. as told by ginger. the suite life of zack and cody. 6teen. dexter's labratory.
    ( the list goes on )

  11. neonlanterns neonlanterns
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    Mom: Go clean the dishes for me
    Me : That is NOT my job!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Abcdefghijklmnopzrstuv Abcdefghijklmnopzrstuv
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Vent
    I think that I am fat.

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:14pm UTC
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  15. Peacock17* Peacock17*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Random Kid: He's a Jew! *points towards kid*
    Me: Get him!
    Friend:*laughs*
    Mortal Enemy: That was rude. I can't believe you think it's funny.
    Me: Oh, I'm sorry, you don't understand dry humor.
    Friend: *whispers* I always knew he was a dirty jew...
    Mortal Enemy: What'd you say?
    Me: Oh, you wouldn't understand, it's dry humor.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    lol @ those eleven year olds
    who think they can go clubbing

  17. Mrsleohoward Mrsleohoward
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    Girl on Fire + Boy With the Bread =
    Toast
    The Hunger Games ♥♥
    The Hunger Games

  18. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    I opened up to him and told him what had been bothering me.
    His reply "lol".
    Yeah, great boyfriend.

  19. maddylove7 maddylove7
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Me: /sneezes/
    Class: /silence/
    Popular Girl: /sneezes/
    Class: Oh Lord Please Bless This Beautiful Soul, Go Bless All in Living Manor of this young Beauty.

  20. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    i just drank bleach, if i die, i want to say i'm sorry to everyone, for evrything i've ever done. i'm sorry i'm such a terrible person. i'm sorry i'm me. i'll be gone most likely this time, we'll see what happens. i'm shaking like crrazy and my heart is beating way to fast. bye i think

:)

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