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toey
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:48pm UTC

that moment of terror when you cant pull down your pants to go pee cause you have a belt on

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toey
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June 3, 2012 4:06pm UTC

chewin gum while suckin on a jollie rancher like a boss ;)

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toey
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June 3, 2012 1:01am UTC

I AM STRONG
because i know my weaknesses
I AM BEAUTIFUL
beacause i am aware of my flaws
I AM FEARLESS
because i learned to recongnise illusion from real
I AM WISE
because i learn from my mistakes
I AM A LOVER
becasue i have felt hate
and
I CAN LAUGH
because i have known sadness

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toey
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June 3, 2012 12:52am UTC

you know your messed up when you hide in a tree and eat canday bars for an hour ;)

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toey
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June 3, 2012 12:49am UTC

you: today i hid a half eaten bag of cheetos in a bush
friend: today i hid a dead body in my closet......
you: .....................
you: *backs away from friend*

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toey
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June 3, 2012 12:41am UTC

friend: LETS BURY YOU IN GRASS!
you: YEAA!!!
friend: *starts ripping out grass and burrying u in it*
you: *waits until ur body if fully covered*
friend: done
you: .....
you: SH*T IM ALLERGIC TO GRASS!

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toey
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 2:45pm UTC

When ur freind says u can hav a sip of their soda and u take 50 sips instead <3

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toey
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May 9, 2012 5:57pm UTC

LOVE, is like a waterfall, once it starts, it never ends <3

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toey
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Heeeeeyyy whos that hottie? *click*
...... Danmit, I clicked on my own profile again
:3

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toey
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May 9, 2012 5:49pm UTC

That moment when you come home from school and you look in the mirror and thing is this how i looked all day????!!!

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toey
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May 9, 2012 5:47pm UTC

TALKIN TO PECOCKS LIKE A
BOSS

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toey
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 11:33pm UTC

I love
him alot
but our
chance is
over
because
hes my ex :'(

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toey
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 11:30pm UTC

So I
was the
one who
broke up
with him
so why
cant i just
let go?

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toey
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:28pm UTC

TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!!! HOW MANY FAVES FOR TURNING 13?

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toey
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April 20, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Love is like a puzzle, you need the right half to make it fit. ~Toni~

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toey
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April 15, 2012 12:25am UTC

R.I.P
Monster
One day two girls bought some candy, popcorn, and monster drinks. They were riding home on their bikes when one of them found out that there was a huge hole in the bag. 2 pixie sticks fell out, and one popcorn bag. They were riding up a huge hill when something fell out of the bag. The girl in the front thought it was another pixie stick until she heard a huge blood curtling scream " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" The monster fell out of the bag, and was spreying out the wonderful carbonated monster energy juice. The monster. was. gone.
R.I.P
Monster
True Story

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toey
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 6:35pm UTC

random kid: why is there ducktape on her pants?
me: well.... last night there was a roll of ducktape on my bed, things got a little crazy after 9.
random kid:
:O

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toey
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 6:24pm UTC

i know what you did to me -,- and now, here comes the fun part, REVENGE!!! >:D

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toey
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April 1, 2012 9:25pm UTC

friend: my hand hurts!! :(
me: my heart hurts :'(
</3

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toey
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:20pm UTC

your pretty.
thank you
i wish there was something between us
me too, its this object called a wall
nm
f

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