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kitkat929m
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August 10, 2013 3:07pm UTC

My biggest fears ever are squirrels and ghosts.
I know squirrels sound stupid, but even though they are adorable I fell like they are going to just run to me and then attack my face.
The ghost one makes sense though because I live in a house that is over 100 years old and I swear to God that I have seen them in my house before.

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yourcool
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August 11, 2013 1:37am UTC

i'm trying to get back my original
weight of 7 pounds and 2 ounces

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kristabff
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August 10, 2013 10:24pm UTC

i've got 99 problems and a b/tch is one of them it's my dog she's peeing all over the floor because i didn't take her our this morning my mom's gonna kill me h e l p

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Everyone
I need your help.
I'm 5'10 and 181.5 pounds. I'm overweight.
I'm sick of feeling fat.
So:
30 sec plank per fav
if I get into the 30's then I'll change it to
30 sec wall-sit
15 push-ups per comment
1 mile per follower
I need your encouragement. I really do. Please help me out. I need a goal. Please.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 2:23pm UTC

great im 18 now lets see if this swearing is ok now
Me : poop
*police sirens*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC

My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

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