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  1. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    That Moment When;
    You finally take a decent picture of yourself, but once you stare at it for a while, it gets uglier.

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  2. adamthepanda adamthepanda
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Ok so aparently according to the Police Department in my town it is OK for a parent to beat their child until he/she is bruised and bloody. The parent won't get arrested, fined, or even a verbal warning. Instead, they will tell the beaten child "It is ok for your dad to beat you, it is actually a good thing, it diciplines you, teaches you how to be strong and take a hit." They said exactly that to my friend when his father beat him. I think it is totally wrong that they won't do anything and they tell abused kids that it is OK for their parent to abuse them, and unless the abused kid is in the hospital or has a broken bone, they won't do anything about it.
    THIS NEEDS TO CHANGE, IT IS WRONG.
    FAV if you agree and support me.
    I'm trying to get a petition going against the Police Department in my town to change this issue.


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  4. UnknownButNotInvisibleDanny UnknownButNotInvisibleDanny
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:03am UTC
    Stomach hurts. Haven't eaten all day.
    Tired. I didn't fall asleep tonight.
    Head hurts. Head always hurts.
    Dizzy. Not sure why.
    Eyes hurt. I've been crying all night.
    Who wants to join this fun party of depression? -_-


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  8. kungfupenguin kungfupenguin
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Fave for CONVERSE
    Comment for OSIRIS

  9. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Format By Fake_a_smile, keep credit or the dino will eat you c:
    Yex
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    Rawr
    Rawr.
    It means I love you.
    In Dinosaur.

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
    Lets turn it TEAL to show
    Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
    FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

  11. MusicSavesMySoul MusicSavesMySoul
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Boys Who #2
    Hold you when you cry

    Should I make a series?
    nmf

  12. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:18am UTC
    Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
    America: Well sure why not?
    Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
    America: Whatever you want!
    Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
    America: Okay, sounds like fun!
    Gay Couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
    America: WHAT THE FXCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
    Our society is messed up.
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  13. psiloveyou43 psiloveyou43
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:46am UTC
    on the outside, everything seems great. i put on that fake smile and waltz out the door like nothing's wrong. i laugh, smile, and seem to make an effort to be a part of conversations. at the end of the day, i come home. the fake smile crumbles, and is replaced by genuine tears. the laughter is gone, and there's silence. i stand in front of the mirror, sobbing at the sight of what looks back at me. i ask myself, what's wrong with me? but i then realize, the question that should be asked is what's right with me? because there's a simpler answer: nothing. so the cycle repeats, then summer arrives. now you would expect me to be able to express the real me, right? wrong. the same thing happens, until finally, i've had enough. i realize that i can't do this anymore. i can't live like this any longer. so i decide, that i'm going to put a stop to it. no more fake smiles, no more forced laughter. wouldn't it be easier to just end it all?

  14. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Prolouge
    When I was 13, the only guy I had ever liked, asked me out.
    I was thrilled, in fact, I remember not being able to stop smiling.
    He told me everything I wanted to hear, did everything I wanted to see.
    In my eyes, he was perfect.
    But 5 months later, he broke it off, like nothing was wrong.
    His friends laughed and joked about how foolish I was to believe that someone like him would actually fall for a girl like me.
    I was devistated, to the point where I would miss days of school to avoid the torture.
    After all the nights of crying, my mom finally agreed to send me to my dad's house in Maine.
    "2 years Bree, then you're coming home." I remember her telling me as I boarded my flight.
    The day I left for my dad's house, I promised myself I would be a stronger person when I came home.
    Not only that, but I promised myself that I would get revenge on the boy that broke my heart.
    During those two years, I grew out my blonde hair, that now reached over half way down my back.
    I ran two miles everyday, giving me the legs and body of a super model.
    I turned myself into my ex boyfriend's deffinition of perfect, in hopes that maybe he would fall for me again.
    This time though, he would be the one to end up feeling broken.
    And now, here I stand, two years later, as a 15 year old.
    In just 5 minutes, my flight would be landing back in California, back in the hell hole that I left 2 years ago today.
    As we neared closer to the ground, I pictured all of my friends waiting for me at the airport.
    Then, I pictured the look on Jake's face when he saw the girl that i've become.
    When the flight came to a complete stop, I grabbed my bags and began making my way off of the plane.
    "Bree!" Jaycie and Zoe shrieked, greeting me with a huge hug.
    "I missed you guys so much!" I exclaimed.
    They helped my bring all of my bags out to the car, and then, we began our journey back to my house.
    "So," Zoe began. "Are you here to fall in love with Jake again?" She raised her eye brows teasingly.
    "Hah." I let out a sarcastic laugh. "In his dreams."
    I wasn't being cocky, just confident.
    "Well from what I hear, he's excited to see you again." Jaycie sighed.
    "Well, I guess we'll see." I muttered, noticing we were almost home.
    As we entered my driveway, my mom anxiously pulled open the car door.
    "It's so good to see you again honey!" my mom squeezed me.
    "It's good to see you again too mom." I replied, a little embarrassed.
    Then suddenly, another car pulled into the drive way.
    "What's up short stuff?" Ryan laughed, hopping out of his car, along with Noah and Jake.
    I laughed, greeting him with a hug.
    Then Noah, and then Jake.
    "It's good to see you again." Jake smiled slightly.
    "It's good to see you, too." I lied right through my teeth.
    I stared at him, taking in that familiar smile, and the mouth that lied to me so many times.
    This Summer, I was going to show Jake how much stronger I have become.
    I was going to show him what he gave up 2 years ago.
    And most of all, I was going to show him why you don't mess with
    girls like me.
    [[ Feedback?(: Not my best introduction, but the story will get better, I promise. The Character link is up on my profile, for those of you who are interested. ]]
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    © Format Credit; The Mascara Series

  15. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Saturday 9 June
    Dear witty members,
    On Saturday 9th June, people should have an Old Fashioned Witty day.
    No 1D quotes or quotes - just good old fashioned quotes to cheer you up or that have meaning.
    Do you agree?
    Repost this if you do.

  16. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:23am UTC
    How Many Days In a Year, have you woke up with hope but only found tears?
    Format Credit RunawayRachel

  17. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:12am UTC
    It seems like...
    I'm the only teenager that enjoys reading.
    I LOVE it when you find the right book series and you read for hours and hours at a time. And you fall so in love with the characters you feel like you know them in real life.
    PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE!
    Tell me i'm not the only one who loves reading.
    :]
    Comment your favorite book/series below. Just curious :]
    the only

  18. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    We're all in this together.
    Did anybody else sing that?(:

  19. ShesInLove ShesInLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Its my birthday today.
    My day has been horrible and all im asking for is for some birthday wishes. Please? It would make me feel better. Thank you guys.
    nmf.

  20. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:45am UTC
    Let's take a minute
    Just a minute out of our day to remember
    those who served and died to keep America
    safe. To keep us safe. Let's honor those
    who are still alive. We'll never forget
    those who died.
    Thank you,veterans.
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    RIP those who died.
    Happy Memorial Day!

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