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lalalove471

Status: life is precious. so never tell anyone to kill themselves

Member Since: 20 Mar 2012 07:27pm

Last Seen: 28 Dec 2020 10:09pm

Gender: F

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  1. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Girlyish 2/11 Boyish 5/10 Nerdy 0/9 Emo 4/9 Childish 1/9
    Girlyish
    [x] I like at least one shade of pink
    [] I don't like being messy(asin my clothes)
    [] My belongings are organized
    [] I don't like rock music
    [] like wearing accessories
    [x] Bright colors amaze me
    [] I hate black
    [] I go to the salon once a week
    [] I comb my hair almost all the time
    [] I bring my phone with me everywhere
    [] I like wearing tight pants
    Boyish
    [x] I like wearing baggy pants
    [x] I play video games
    [] I like Akon
    [x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
    [x] I'm too lazy to do chores
    [] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
    []I would go bungee jumping
    [] I like being sweaty
    [] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
    [x] I wear perfume/cologne
    Nerdy
    [] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
    [] I enjoy studying (only because I love good grades)
    [] I wear glasses
    [] I'm a straight-A student
    [] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
    [] I like my shirt tucked in
    [] One of my favorite subject is science
    [] I like reading mystery books
    [] My assignments are passed up on time
    Emo
    [x] I am crazy about the color black
    [] I sit at the corner
    [x] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.(Sometimes)
    [x] I like heavy metal/rock music
    [x] I have a lot of problems in my life
    [] I don't talk much
    [] I don't have that many friends
    [] I barely have fun
    [] I barely go out with my Parents or friends
    Childish
    [] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
    [] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
    [x] I watch cartoons
    [] I love to invent words only i understand
    [] I sleep with a night light
    [] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
    [] I'm scared of roller coasters
    [] I like being with my family relatives
    [] I take bubble baths

  2. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    MUSIC SHUFFLE SURVEY ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (NOT THE MOVIE ONE!!!)
    Story of your life…
    What should they have played when you were born?:
    first dance-nevershoutnevr(nsn)
    What song will people play at your funeral?:
    time travel- nsn
    What song will you play at your wedding?:
    hey devil- toby mac
    What song will play at your 50th birthday party?:
    take you there - sean kingston
    If you get your dream life…
    What song will you dance to when you win the lottery?:
    bohemian rapsody- nsn
    What song will play when you get your dream job?:
    big city big dreams-nsn
    What song will play when you discover your own island?:
    i just laugh-nsn
    What song will play when you rule the world?:
    billionare
    What song will play when you’re in heaven?:
    forever-chris brown
    What song describes how you feel when you're….
    Happy: trouble nsn
    Sad: lights-elli goulding
    Sexy: fifteen-nsn
    Angry: i love you more than youwill ever know-nsn
    Jealous: complex heart-nsn
    Flirty: mailbox-nsn
    Evil: where is the love-black eyed peas
    Innocent: lonely-akon
    Beautiful: give me your hand-the ready set
    when you feel like you’re an armadillo?: captured-toby mac
    when you feel like you can fly?: yeah-usher
    when crying: hollywood dream-the readyset
    When you feel like dancing: dutty love-sean kingston
    when you're emo: the past-nsn
    when you feel like a donut: silver ecstacy-nsn
    What song reminds you of your childhood?: face drop - sean kingston
    What song reminds you that life sucks?: lousy truth-nsn (perfect0
    What song makes you eat compulsively?: shes got style-nsn
    What song makes you nervous?: wide awake-katy perry
    What song makes you need to pee?: robot - nsn
    This song describes…
    Yourself: awful-nsn
    Your mom: einstein-kelly clarkson
    Your dad: blow-ke$ha
    Your best friend: jane doe-nsn
    Your school: cheatercheterbestfriendeater-nsn
    Your life: ke$ha-blah blah blah
    Your death: liar liar-nsn
    Your attitude towards life: did it hurt-nsn

  3. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a ciggarete
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado (have been in Tornado warnings)
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detenttion
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies.
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tatto.
    Had something pierced
    Got straight A's.
    Been on Honor roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

  4. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:29am UTC
    You can go shave
    your back now
    Format By Yayrey

  5. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    I got Braces!!! they feel so weird especially when i eat any one have tips

  6. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    blacklace
    Me looking through
    witty...
    well thats TOTALLY
    original
    blacklace

  7. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    What happens when I'm bored on a Thursday night!
    Basics
    1. Name: Ava
    2. Age: ...
    3. Height: beats me
    4. Date of Birth: december 17
    5. Eye Color: brown
    6. Religion: Cristian
    7. Sexuality: Straight
    Looks
    8. Hair Color: dark brown/black
    9. Eye Color: WTF but brown
    10. Weight: ?????
    11. Skin Tone: tan
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: ears
    13. Jewelry: my ears
    14. Build: fat im really fat
    Personality
    15. Funny or Serious? Both
    16. Hard working or lazy? lol lazy
    17. Flirty or reserved? idk. neither
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? i dot know ask them
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? idk both i guess
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? is lazy in there? no? ok arty
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face? yes
    22. Lost touch with a good friend? kinda
    23. Kissed someone for a dare? no
    24. Drank alcohol? yes.
    25. Broke a bone? yes.
    26. Got chickenpox? No.
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? no
    28. Stepped on a bug? Yes
    29. Rode a horse? ya
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? yes
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house? 3
    32. People have you kissed? its a secret
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 2
    34. Best friends do you have? uh wat?
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house? 1 pc 3 laptops
    This or That?
    36. Summer or Winter? summer
    37. Strawberry or Banana? Strawberry
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? NEITHER
    39. Eminem or Kanye West? idc
    40. Vegetables or Fruits? fruits
    41. Books or Movies? Usually movies
    42. Hugs or Kisses? both
    43. Rock or Pop? pop
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you? dad lol
    45. Kissed you? idk
    46. Thanked you? lol dad
    47. Flirted with you? some guy at adventure land lol
    48. Insulted you? my sister i dont get out much
    49. Made you laugh? tv show
    50. Made you cry? memories
    Lasts
    51. Ate? brownie ;3
    52. Drank? Water
    53. Texted to? mark like 2 sec ago
    54. Word Spoke? God dammit
    55. Time cried? like 5 minutes ago..
    56. Time laughed? like yesterday
    Firsts
    57. Best friend? i got a lot
    58. Crush? jeremy sumpters
    59. Boyfriend? single
    60. Dog? none
    61. Kiss? cant tell
    Random
    63. Do you own any brand shirts? idk
    64. What languages do you know? English
    65. Do you like to sing? uh kinda
    66. Are you competitive? Depends
    67. What are you afraid of? spiders
    68. Who do you miss? friends
    69. Are you a virgin? ya
    70. Do you like photography? um idk
    i got bored. ~ stolen

  8. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 12:44am UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzwAXzUwwE
    thank you jenna marbles

  9. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    I'm tierd.
    I'm so f//cking tierd
    of being lied to.

  10. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    plot twist: cats chase dogs

  11. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    I have screwed up 27%of my teenage life.
    [ ] Kissed someone before dating
    [ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 0
    [ X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [ ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [ X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [ ] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 2
    [ ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
    [ ] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [X ] Threw stuff across the room
    [ X] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 3
    [ ] Took pictures during school hours
    [ ] Called someone during school hours
    [ ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 0
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code (I like my flip flops :/)
    [ ] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 1
    [] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [ ] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 0
    [] Faked your parents signature
    [X ] Slept in class
    [ ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [X ] Copied homework
    [ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [ X] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 3
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as"I have screwed up %of my teenage life.

  12. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    [1] I need to tell you a secret, look at 5
    [2] The answer is, look at 11
    [3] Don't get mad,look at 15
    [4] Calm down,don't get mad, look at 13
    [5] First look at 2
    [6] Don't be that angry, look at 12
    [7] I just wanted to say look at 1
    [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
    [9] Be patient look at 4
    [10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this,look at 7
    [11]I hope you're not mad when I say this,look at 6
    [12] Sorry look at 8
    [13] Don't get mad, look at 10
    [14] I don't know how to say this,but look at 3
    [15] You must be really mad,look at 9
    how long did i keep you going lol?

  13. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    this isnt pretty I know.
    but please read!
    Whatever you do you NEVER tell someone to go kill themselves.
    cause if you tell them that then they will kill them selves.
    And that would make you a murderer!
    if some one kills themselves because you told them to then your responsible for their death.
    Hitherex_ i hope your reading this cause that... was terrible what you did.

  14. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    When you drink from your trunk, does it taste like boogers?

  15. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    For those of you that care
    here's some stuff about me(:
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [] I love jeans
    [] Dogs are better than cats
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [x] I own a car racing game
    [] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [x] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [x] I owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [x] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [] You used to collect hockey cards
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [x] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [] Sports are fun
    [x] I talk with food in my mouth
    [] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [x] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [x] I love to shop
    [x] I wear eyeliner
    [] I wear the color pink
    [] I go to my mom to talk
    [] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [x] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [] I like wearing jewelry
    [] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [ ] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [X] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [x] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [ ] I am/was in gymnastics
    [] It takes me around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
    [] I smile a lot more than I should
    [] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x I care about what I look like
    [] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [ ] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [x] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [X] I like putting make-up on others
    [x ] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [] I am shorter than 5′5″
    [x] I have many scars
    [x] I tan easily
    [] I wish my hair was a different color
    [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [ ] I have a tattoo
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [] I’ve had/have braces
    []I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [ ] I have more than two piercings
    [ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [ X] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [x ] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [ ] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [X] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I’ve been to a casino
    [X] I always get mistaken as much older than I actually am
    [ ] I’ve been skydiving
    [x ] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [ ] I’ve crashed a car
    [ ] I’ve been skiing
    [ ] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [ ] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [ ] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [] I’ve eaten sushi
    [ ] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [x]I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged
    [] I’m married
    [x] I miss someone right now
    [ ] I've played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [ ] I’ve snuck out
    [] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [X] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [ ] I’ve ran a red light
    [] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [ ] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [] I’m afraid of dying
    [] I hate funerals
    [x] I've thought about how I would die
    [] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [] I've had a near death experience
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing...sometimes
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    []I open up to others easily
    [] My parents are divorced
    [] I watch the news
    [] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [ ] I am a morning person
    [] Ive been abused
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [] I am a sports fanatic
    [] I twirl my hair
    [X] I care about grammar
    [ ] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day
    [x] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school
    [ ] I like Martha Stewart
    [] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [] I eat fast food weekly
    [] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [X] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [] I love white chocolate
    [] I bite my nails
    [] I’m good at remembering faces
    [ I’m good at remembering names
    [] I’m good at remembering dates
    [] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

  16. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    I get so frustrated with myself!
    I feel like im akways helping people with theeir venting
    but no one ever helps me.
    All you guys have sob storrys and then somones always there .
    When i try to vent i get like one like and no one there for me when im there for them.
    I give others inspiration when I cant even take my own advice.
    I feel like im just some stupid girl on witty that no one cares about.

  17. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    I know this isnt pretty but no one, nothing, and no money is worth your life. your life is precious, priceless, amazing. You can know that there will always be someone who cares for you
    If you cant think of anyone... remember me.
    I dont care who you are or what you look like I will ALWAYS
    love you!

  18. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    I know this isnt pretty but no one, nothing, and no money is worth your life. your life is precious, priceless, amazing. You can know that there will always be someone who cares for you
    If you cant think of anyone... remember me.
    I dont care who you are or what you look like I will ALWAYS
    love you!

  19. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    So I was watching the news last night
    and it was about the shooting in the Batman movie.
    The doctor said the youngest patient he treated was
    4 MONTHS
    I just have to ask,
    how could someone be so
    EVIL?
    I am so sorry if you lost one of your loved ones during that night.
    <3
    R.I.P.

  20. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    I have some thing to say.
    So I know there was already a post like this but I have a little more to say and I have been wanting to say this for a while so don't hate.
    So I know there is this big One Direction War but honestly it really doesn't matter. People can have opinions. I personally am not a fan of 1D but thats just MY opinion so dont hate.
    And same thing with the neutella, it's just an opinion. Some people just have different taste buds, for instance I don't like milk unless its in cereal or with oreos, but thats just my taste buds.
    And Directioners don't hate me for saying this but it would be nice if you could just make a few less pointless quotes. I understand if they are funny but if its like: Oh 1D got a hair cut, or OMG I LOVE 1D!!! then its just kind of pointless. I know that they are an inspiration to you and you love them cause I have bands like that but just take that into consideration.
    Again I know someone already did something like this so I hope you guys know im not doing this to get attention I just needed to get this off my chest.
    So don't hate on peoples opinions.
    nmf

:)

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