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Living_Life_Freely
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February 28, 2013 6:22pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥
>>>>>>>
Don't Deny It......
right know, your legs are either crossed or one hand is touching you face.
♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 8:48pm UTC

dreams
are really weird because you
don’t question the
reality of them at all. like you
could be being chased by a
giant banana mafia
and the only thing on your
mind is ‘frick, we gotta get to a
blender pronto’
format jimmy365

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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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February 23, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Confession... #4
I do drugs on and off but i don't know how to stop,
Or to ask the people close to me for help.
I feel like they shrug it off and tell me it's okay,
no one understands i want pain, i want to be yelled at,
forced to quit.

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flyingbacon7
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February 21, 2013 6:42pm UTC

I'm so addicted to
All the things you do

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Steve
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February 21, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Instead of seeking new landscapes, develop new eyes.
— Marcel Proust

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 14, 2013 4:25pm UTC

He’s beautiful,
and the kind of beautiful that melts your heart
and eases your mind at any sign of discomfort.
It’s the way he tilts his head to the left, or that smile;
the one where you feel him looking at you,
and I mean really looking at you.
He’s beautiful,
and the kind of beautiful that steals your heart
and your breath away.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 20, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA

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lovecrazy
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February 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick that'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

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Hale_Storm18
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February 20, 2013 10:05am UTC

Girls are attracted to a//holes because, in elementary school, girls
were told, "If he's mean to you, that means he likes you." The Da Vinci code has been cracked.

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jahan
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 9:52am UTC

witty profiles,
the only place where being weird, antisocial and unpopular is
cool

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bye*
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC

so my sister just randomly out of nowhere texts me, "hey do u want some pizza rolls i accidently made 80"
80.
80.
80.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 10:08am UTC

Pretty Girl: It's not hard to get a boyfriend
Me: *leaves*

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EmilyxLovesxU
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February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC

At the Brit Awards imagine if...
Taylor was about to sit down,
Then Harry pulls her chair away
She falls and he shouts:
"Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
omg.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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February 20, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Honestly i'm to broken to write.
So recently my quotes have sucked.
Oh well, i'll get used to it, i'll come back

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