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TheOneInTheShadows


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    Don't Deny It......
    right know, your legs are either crossed or one hand is touching you face.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    dreams
    are really weird because you
    don’t question the
    reality of them at all. like you
    could be being chased by a
    giant banana mafia
    and the only thing on your
    mind is ‘frick, we gotta get to a
    blender pronto’
    format jimmy365

  4. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  5. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    Confession... #4
    I do drugs on and off but i don't know how to stop,
    Or to ask the people close to me for help.
    I feel like they shrug it off and tell me it's okay,
    no one understands i want pain, i want to be yelled at,
    forced to quit.

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    I'm so addicted to
    All the things you do

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Instead of seeking new landscapes, develop new eyes.
    — Marcel Proust

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    He’s beautiful,
    and the kind of beautiful that melts your heart
    and eases your mind at any sign of discomfort.
    It’s the way he tilts his head to the left, or that smile;
    the one where you feel him looking at you,
    and I mean really looking at you.
    He’s beautiful,
    and the kind of beautiful that steals your heart
    and your breath away.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    Putting on skinny jeans
    step one: right leg
    step two: left leg
    step three: wiggle
    step four: jump
    step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA

  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick that'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:05am UTC
    Girls are attracted to a//holes because, in elementary school, girls
    were told, "If he's mean to you, that means he likes you." The Da Vinci code has been cracked.

  16. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 9:52am UTC
    witty profiles,
    the only place where being weird, antisocial and unpopular is
    cool

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    so my sister just randomly out of nowhere texts me, "hey do u want some pizza rolls i accidently made 80"
    80.
    80.
    80.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:08am UTC
    Pretty Girl: It's not hard to get a boyfriend
    Me: *leaves*

  19. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    At the Brit Awards imagine if...
    Taylor was about to sit down,
    Then Harry pulls her chair away
    She falls and he shouts:
    "Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
    omg.

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Honestly i'm to broken to write.
    So recently my quotes have sucked.
    Oh well, i'll get used to it, i'll come back

:)

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