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ifonlyiwas
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 5:52pm UTC

Why people
don't open curtains during the night
6% scared of the dark
94% scared someone is pressed up against the window watching you
♥

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC

True story; (worth the read)
Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
Then she walked away.
I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:29pm UTC

society teaches us
"don't get r/aped"
instead of "don't r/ape"
it's sad
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Mom talking to her son in the 1800's- Your Dad fought in the Civil War.
Mom talking to her son in 2020- Your Dad was witty famous.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Joke Of The Moment #2
Teacher: Can someone give me
the opposite to this sentence?
"Children in the dark make mistakes."
One student raises his hand
with the biggest smirk.
The teacher picks him.
And he simly replies:
"Mistakes in the dark make Children."
Should I continue?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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bye*
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:15pm UTC

does anyone else have that wittian that you just really want to talk to and they seem really cool and just like you but you are too awkward to talk to them so you just fave their quotes and watch them socialize with other people as the tears roll down your face
nmf/mq

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Dear Noah,
I could have sworn you
said the ark wasn't
leaving until six.
Sincerely,
The Unicorns

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:15am UTC

She asks herself, 'Why?'
as she looks up at the sky. ♥

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MissAnna
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:36am UTC

I THINK WE LIKE TO SOMETIMES
pretend
TO FORGET.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC

"go fetch!"
i say to my
dog as I throw a
stick. he
stares at me
blankly for a few
seconds. i
encourage him to
fetch again. he
looks me
dead in the
eye and says
“stop trying to make
fetch happen”
then walks away
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:52pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
Pretty friend: omg I just got 100 likes on my Facebook picture!
Friend with a boyfriend: omg I went on a romantic date!
Athletic friend: omg I just got asked to join the national team!
Popular friend: omg I got invited to like ten parties!
Me: omg i meowed at my cat and she meowed back!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:09pm UTC

once
we share an inside
joke i will not
stop reminding you of
how funny it is
until you regret ever
meeting me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Prank idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman.
Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

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LemonRoses
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:59am UTC

That moment after you rub your eyes
...and you realise you have mascara on.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC

There’s nothing
like the deep breaths after laughing that hard.
Nothing in the world like a sore stomach
for the right reasons.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 7:10pm UTC

With the right song, anything can become a love story:
Example: Listen to "Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri while playing temple run. Slowly you'll see it morphing into a sad story of a boy who can run and run, but will never get away from his broken heart. His ex will always be chasing him(the monster monkey things) and bringing back the memorys. The faster he runs, the farther away they get. But there will always be another opstical there to slow him down and let her run towards him to rip him apart again.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:16pm UTC

Seeing a shoe in the
middle of the street
and wondering what's its story...

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 5:52pm UTC

My dearest Allie,
I couldnt sleep last night because I know thst it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul, and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and thats what youve given me. Thats what I hope to give to you forever. I love you.
I'll be seeing you,
Noah

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Yo Mama Jokes
This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
Let's see how funny these get.

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