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Thatgirlinthecorner

  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 9:44pm UTC
    I told a girl to text me when she got home.She must be homeless.

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 1:50am UTC
    Pick up line:If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    Fellas,  If your girl gives you a bj in the shower... I think the least you can do is shampoo and condition her hair while she's doing it...

  4. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    Get hoarders addicted to crack.They'll sell all their things! Boom! Next problem!

  5. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:55pm UTC
    I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.Which is the one about being in a closet?

  6. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    UK: We call is Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin word "autumnus"USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN BlTCH!

  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:45pm UTC
    People assume I’m smart when theysee my glasses case. Then they seethat I use it to store a Snickers barand they recognize my true genius.

  8. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 8:19am UTC
    That moment when your friends try to act all calm, professional, and collected around other people when you know that deep down they're a whole bowl of crazy.

  9. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 9:10am UTC
    It's a metaphor,you see; you put the
    textbook in front of you , but you don't
    give it the power to actually teach you anything

  10. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 11:18am UTC
    Every woman deserves
    a woman
    that can make
    her heart forget
    that it was ever
    broken.

  11. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    Guns
    Were
    Not
    Invented
    To
    Protect

  12. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2014 12:37pm UTC
    I Torture Cruel People,
    Don't You Know ?

  13. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    Face your fears & Die as a hero

  14. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 3:47am UTC
    We're not insane.
    This World is.

  15. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 3:36am UTC
    Dream against the World...

  16. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    Always be yourself... Unless you can be a Viking...
    Then always be a Viking...

  17. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Any plans for future?
    'Cause I'm going to leave
    school, grow a beard,
    change my surname
    and live in a forest
    full of unicorns.

  18. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2014 11:41am UTC
    There's a special place in hell for me.
    It's a throne.

  19. art of hatred* art of hatred*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 12:02am UTC
    UNDEFINED
    likeyerh
    Taylor
    I feel so sick. There are about another fifteen girls ready to try out, and Christyne doesn't look impressed with me, because I almost kissed her boyfriend. I think my routine is better in my head, and I seriously just want to run back home. Let's hope this doesn't go wrong though. Let's hope.
    Skye
    She's in the crowd. Mom. Her phone is away from her face, blonde hair swept dramatically at the side of her cheekbones. I bite my reed harder and watch the composer, Mr. Yamada, bring his baton up, and we all rise our instruments. I feel lasagna come up my throat. No, don't let this happen now!
    Hailey
    "You're really, really pretty." Matt whispers to me. I try to move back, but he pulls me in. We sit in a meadow on a picnic blanket and are really close to eachother. Matt tucks a strand of loose hair behind my ear and leans in for a kiss. "What're you doing?" Grace yells over a hill. This can't happen.
    ---------------------------------------------
    Just some perspectives of a new story. I admit that I've been creating too many stories and not finishing them, but I want to keep this one and finish it. Or at least try to, hehe.
    Thanks. Fave, Comment, Follow, w/e.
    -LIKEYERH

  20. KlaSz KlaSz
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 2:07am UTC
    I want everything I do to be great. I don't want to do one great thing and never progress in life being stuck on that one thing.

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