TakeASecondLook's Favorites

Steve
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 426 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 9 points

2Fool2bCool
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 11:56pm UTC

Even the good ones have evil within them; they just work harder at hiding it.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

if i were a spelling bee judge:
me: spell their
contestant: sentence please
me: they're going to build their house over there.
*walks off*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 376 points

SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 4:31am UTC

"Are you athletic?"
"Yeah I surf...The internet."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 86 points

RubiLouise
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 10:44pm UTC

I bite my thumb at you sir.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 63 points

J0s14h
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 6:09pm UTC

What do you do?
Tell them the truth?
Tell them you really aren't ok?
Never.
You paste the fake smile on your face,
say, "I'm fine," and even force a laugh to hide it.
To hide the things that are really going on inside.
Because, no matter what, no one can ever know...
I'm. dying.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

WhatIsLoveTheseDays
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Why do you already mean so much to me?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

J0s14h
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Sometimes
All I have to give you is words...
and words can sometimes be so meaningless, so empty, so useless;
It makes me feel terribly pathetic and helpless that I can give nothing else.
And I wonder, how can I show you I truly care, or when will I be able to actually do something that's worthwhile that will give you what you need?
How can I... when all I have to offer you in this moment is my words?
But... I can promise you this:
my words are never ever something I just throw around lightly.
I mean everything I say from the bottom of my heart,
from the depths of my soul. And maybe that's still not worth much,
but I just want you to completely believe that the words I say, by God's grace,
will be something you can hang onto, something you can believe in and count on,
even in your very darkest hour.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

WhatIsLoveTheseDays
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Still can't believe that I got asked to be his girlfriend on valentine's day

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Steve
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 12:11am UTC

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 477 points

Steve
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 10:32pm UTC

“Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.”
— Lebanese proverb

👍 this is good · read the comments · 285 points

Steve
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Do not wait until you're thirsty to dig a well

👍 this is good · read the comments · 298 points

J0s14h
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Don't you just love it
when you really badly need some pain killers,
so you get out the Ibuprofen and search frantically
for the number of pills you're supposed to take,
and it isn't anywhere on the freaking bottle.
...Like, seriously, you spend all of five minutes
looking at every word on the bottle over and over
and it's absolutely nowhere.
And you're just dying from the pain, so you dump
two or three pills out and hope you don't die because
of the stupidity of the company that made them...
I mean, why can't they just put on a huge number
that fills half of the bottle and tells you clearly,
this is the maximum number of pills you can take.
2 pills
But, NO, of course not. That would make too much sense.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points