Don't you just love it

when you really badly need some pain killers,
so you get out the Ibuprofen and search frantically
for the number of pills you're supposed to take,
and it isn't anywhere on the freaking bottle.
...Like, seriously, you spend all of five minutes
looking at every word on the bottle over and over
and it's absolutely nowhere.
And you're just dying from the pain, so you dump
 two or three pills out and hope you don't die because
of the stupidity of the company that made them...

I mean, why can't they just put on a huge number
 that fills half of the bottle and tells you clearly,
this is the maximum number of pills you can take.


2 pills



But, NO, of course not. That would make too much sense.