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StrayFromGlory

  1. yamigoochi yamigoochi
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    You're weird;
    I like you. ♥

  2. sydissic sydissic
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    You -
    "I'm hungry."
    Your sibling-
    "Niice to meet you , Hungry. I'm [insert family member's name here]."

  3. SUPERM4Nx3 SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    find a new favourite song..
    MUST PLAY 6576476595746 TIMES IN A ROW.

  4. cheezburger cheezburger
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 5:31am UTC
    My definitions:
    Telescope/ binoculars: Spying tools. ♥♥

  5. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 5:25am UTC
    Hitting someone &
    running away as fast
    as you can screaming
    "DON'T HIT ME!"
    Just me?.

    Cookiedoughformats

  6. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 5:12am UTC
    I just realized that the word "short" is longer than the word "long".☺

  7. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:45am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ---------------- What if they decide to close Facebook tomorrow?
    Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming
    ''Do you like this? Do you?!'' =D
    ----------------
    Format by XxprettixX removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  8. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:36am UTC
    I hate when people see me at the store & are like
    "hey what are you doing here?"
    Im like
    "Oh you know... hunting elephants❤"

  9. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:33am UTC
    "Did u just fall?"
    "No, i attacked the floor"
    "Backwards???"
    "I'm freaking talented" ❤

  10. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. xoHollisterrGirlyyxo xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    I' m i n s u c h a w o n d e r f u l r e l a t i o n s h i p I'm in such a wonderful relationship ...
    .... with my jar of Nutella. ♥

  12. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:19am UTC
    I always pretend to care about teachers personal life, to waste time in their class (:

  13. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC
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  14. sleepingwithkellin sleepingwithkellin
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:58am UTC
    if you're a bird,
    I'm a bird. ♥

  15. TheStarsWillShine TheStarsWillShine
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    And who else hates Stereotypes?
    -.-

  16. livelovedance livelovedance
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    getting a top quote
    is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry. ♥

  17. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    I'm that bridge jumping friend
    your mother warned you about.

  18. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ---------------- ♥It's pointless being a pretty package♥
    ................. ♥if your just an empty box.♥
    ----------------
    Format by XxprettixX removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  19. cem2546 cem2546
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Still waiting for the headline
    Phsycic wins lottery

  20. noodlelover25 noodlelover25
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    that akward moment: when your goldfish doesn't smile backk..

:)

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