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noodlelover25

1. noodlelover25
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   January 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC
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2. noodlelover25
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   December 6, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   folllow me on tumblr for a follow back, i promise <3
   http://throw-away-your-worries.tumblr.com/
   
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3. noodlelover25
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   October 21, 2011 2:55pm UTC
   that akward moment: when your goldfish doesn't smile backk..
   
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4. noodlelover25
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   October 20, 2011 9:27pm UTC
   a blonde bought a jigsaw puzzle.
   she emptied the box & tried to start the puzzle, but realized it was too hard. so she called her boyf
   he boyf answers. she tells him about the puzzle, and he asks what its supposed to make, she said the box has a tiger on it. so he decides to come over & help. when he gets there, he tells his gf to take a deep breath, and to help him put the frosted flakes back in the box <3
   
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5. noodlelover25
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   October 20, 2011 9:24pm UTC
   why dont teachers fart in public?
   -they're a private tooter.(:
   
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6. noodlelover25
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   October 20, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   i likke you so much. when ever i see you, i just have to smile. i wish we talked more. you'lll never know how much you mean to me): i just wish you liked me.
   
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7. noodlelover25
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   October 15, 2011 8:10pm UTC
   my name is jackiie & i reallly want a witty bestfriend..<3
   
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8. noodlelover25
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   August 11, 2011 8:47pm UTC
   ~* these girls fall like dominoes
   
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9. noodlelover25
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   August 6, 2011 8:28pm UTC
   they say talk is cheap. i guess that's why i bought every word you said ;-*
   
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10. noodlelover25
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    August 6, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Sometimes its easier to pretend you don't care then to admit that it's killing you.
    
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11. noodlelover25
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    August 6, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    you know you're in love when ;
    ~you'll do anything to be with him,
    -the thought of him brings a smile to your face,
    **whenever your phone vibrates you hope the text is from him
    & the thought of him being with someone else crushes you.
    
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12. noodlelover25
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    August 2, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    ~*things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out...
    
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13. noodlelover25
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    August 2, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    your heart is on the left because love isn't always right <3
    
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14. noodlelover25
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    July 9, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    some people run for the bus, others for presidency.
    me?; i run for fun =]
    
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15. noodlelover25
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    June 15, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    i hate when people tap their wrist, to know what time it is..
    i don't tap my crotch when i want to know where the restrooms are..♥
    
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16. noodlelover25
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    June 2, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    ωнєи нє ∂є¢ι∂єѕ тσ ωανє αт уσυ ℓιкє иσтнιиg єνєя нαρρєиє∂, ωανє вα¢к, ѕυяє. вυт ∂σи’т ѕмιℓє. мαкє нιм тнιик нє мєαит αѕ ℓιттℓє тσ уσυ, αѕ уσυ σвνισυѕℓу мєαит тσ нιм.♥
    
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17. noodlelover25
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    June 2, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    ♥ мayвellιne ғalѕιeѕ, canт lιve wιтнoυт 'eм
    
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18. noodlelover25
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    May 31, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    my smile is as fake as your false eyelashes ;-*
    
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19. noodlelover25
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    May 31, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    ~i believe in second chances, but i dont believe in third chances, my heart isn't a baseball game, two strikes & you're out. on to the next player.♥
    
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20. noodlelover25
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    May 25, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    therapist= the rapist ! ?
    
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