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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Watch your language, Wittians
    Look what Steve said on Facebook:
    'This is very important:
    Witty has too much swearing on it.
    I have 3 days to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's
    advertising program.
    Please report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be hidden
    or removed.
    The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on.
    If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program,
    Witty will have to be closed down.
    Also, if you want to be a moderator and help get rid of the offending quotes,
    contact me at steve@wittyprofiles.com'
    You can express yourself
    without swearing!
    ♥ ♥♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:05pm UTC

    I don't care how old I am;
    This is the freaking ice cream truck we're talking about.
    jimmy365
    my format!:)!

  3. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Girl: Dear Diary,
    I saw him passing by my way. I used to smile at him but I felt so awkward so I looked the other way. Besides, he's the star of the basketball team. He'll never notice a geek like me.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Boy: Dear Diary:
    I was walking in the hallway at school today and saw the pretty, smart girl that I usually sit by during chemistry. I tried to smile at her but she looked the other way. Besides, I'm just a guy who can shoot some hoops while she's the pretty honor student. She'll never like a guy like me.

  4. Savanah2010 Savanah2010
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 12:32pm UTC
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  5. Advice_4 Advice_4
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    FAVE THIS ;
    If you like a guy you know you shouldn't.

  6. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    for once, i want someone to be afraid of losing me.
    for once, i want someone to stay when i try to push them away.
    for once, i want to be the most important person in someone's life.
    for once, i want to feel like i have something to live for.

  7. cookiemonster13 cookiemonster13
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Am i the only 1 who didnt know
    "bing" stood for "because its not
    google" or is it just me..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    My cousin is 8 years old. He was born with a heart condition and wont live past 18.
    I asked him what he thought about girls and he said this;
    "If I'm only going to live to 18, when I meet a girl I like , I'll treat her right. Cause I'd hate to be one of those guys that everyone talks about. I want to be different. I want to die without regrets knowing I made one special girl out there feel beautiful. Not used ."
    He's wise beyond his years.
    He never ceases to amaze me.

  10. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Imagine Oprah as president,
    It'd be like, YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU AND YOU!
    EVERYBODY GETS A JOB!

  11. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    having too much memories,
    with your best friend and not even
    remembering how you met them in the first place..♥
    nmf

  12. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    Parents, it's not called talking back.
    This is how basic communication works.
    You say something, I respond.
    .. Sound familiar?

  13. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 3:44am UTC
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  14. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
    I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
    But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
    Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
    So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
    You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
    Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
    - FramingMatthew

  15. OpenSecrets8 OpenSecrets8
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    The tragedy of life isn't that it's short. . .
    it's that it begins so late.
    nmq

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Saying a word over and over again
    until it doesn't sound normal anymore.

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Admit it, once in your life,
    you've tried to guess someones password and failed.

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:43am UTC
    What if there was no google?
    I dunno, google it...
    KARA008 COLOR FADE

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:32am UTC
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  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:06am UTC
    Please don't change.
    But i'm a transformer.
    nmq

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