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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Some girl Didn't get anything I wanted for Christmas. Mom and dad: your the worst.
    30 minutes ago · 5 comments · 3 liked this.
    Me You're*
    28 minutes ago · 4 people like this
    Her No one likes you. Your a nerd.
    27 minutes ago · 1 person likes this
    Me You're*
    26 minutes ago · 5 people like this
    Her Omg. Get YOU'RE ugly self off of my status!
    24 minutes ago · 2 people like this
    Me Your*
    23 minutes ago · 12 people like this
    OhHoePlease
    format by: BravoSierra (:

  3. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
    Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
    \\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
    What did I do instead?
    I left my computer, left Witty,
    ---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.

  5. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  6. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  7. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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  8. milkncookies milkncookies
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    just realised that 'you're an idiot' is the same backwards

  9. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Me: After everything I say, say I'm a man
    Guy: okay
    Me: You went to the bar
    Guy: I'm a man
    Me: You see a really pretty lady
    Guy: I'm a man
    Me: You walk over and talk to her
    Guy: I'm a man
    Me: You kiss her and she brings you to a dark corner
    Guy: I'm a man
    Me: After you kiss her, she whispers into your ear
    Guy: I'm a man
    Me: HAHAHAHAHA!
    Guy: I like it that way.
    Me: huh.
    not-mean't-to-offend

  10. CarryOnNow CarryOnNow
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Me: No mom! I will study when sponge bob finishes! Oh and then there is Phineas and Ferb.
    Mom: You are 13. Stop watching these shows.
    Me: I will stop when Phineas goes to school.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. youonlyliveonce17 youonlyliveonce17
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who:
    -Walk around the house with their toothbrush in their mouth
    -Read the text on the back of the shampoo bottle when they're in the shower
    -Laugh at jokes their own jokes they haven't even shared yet
    -Push doors that clearly say pull
    -Ask "What?" when they clearly just heard what you said
    -Check the fridge every 10 minutes as if something is magically going to appear
    -Have to call their own phone when they lose it
    -Sleep with their pillow on the cold side
    -Calculate how many hours of sleep they will get at night

  14. Lozza* Lozza*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    MUM: WE HAVE GUEST
    COMING CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
    ME: I DIDNT REALISE THE
    DINNER WOULD BE HELD IN
    MY ROOM!

  15. xxgoaliegirlxx xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 12:29am UTC
    December 21 2012,
    is going to be the most annoying day in every social networks history,
    -____-

  16. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    She cant wait to see her son and daughter coming home from School. She just dropped them off not even an hour ago but misses them so much already. She runs home after she forgot her bag. The phone rings. They tell her he children wont be coming home. They joined god. The phone drops to the floor and cracks. Her knees buckle. They say those two rooms in the house will no longer be ocupied. The toys on the floor, no longer played with. Those art projects no longer being made. That Christmas tree in the corner, will not have preasents with their names on it. They are gone. She rushes to the school. There she sees kids jumping to her parents arms. But hers, lay still coverd by a sheet. Nothing. Nothing.
    RIP those who were killed. 12-14-12. We lost 28 lives but gained 28 angles.
    You Will Be Missed
    Victums Of
    The Sandy Hook Elementry Shooting
    mq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    every time i lose my phone,
    it's always either on silent or vibrate.

  19. Stellaluna678 Stellaluna678
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Don’t worry your pretty little mind,
    People throw rocks at things that
    SHINE

  20. yolo143youonlyliveonce yolo143youonlyliveonce
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 4:42pm UTC
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