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candygirl123
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Relatable #3
That little dance your thumbs do
when you aren't sure how to reply to a text

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xele91097x
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 6:17pm UTC

mom: hi honey how was school today?
me: i don't know
mom:
me: i'm hungry can i have food

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:35pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
"Hi. I'm Josh Hutcherson"
BOOM.
PREGNANT.

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Jessileigh143xx
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 11:56am UTC

Why are kids so
obese?
Maybe because
Burgers are $0.99
Salads are $4.99?

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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 4:23pm UTC

☀
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*Sitting in the sun for 5 minutes*
*

.
๑ am I tan yet?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------๑
★
FORMAT BY KCLOVE5LAYOUTS)(THATS MY FRIEND!)
n

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juturna*
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
The Brandoncyrus days.
The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
When the advertisements were never here
When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments, please.

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harrypotterlover42
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC

MEANWHILE, AT THE CORNUCOPIA...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
nmq, tumblr thought it was funny.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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InYourWildestDreams
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 12:10am UTC

Yesterday I wrote a letter to Autlndsidklfjiep Lucy.
Spellcheck: Did you mean 'Aunt'?
I hate thhis game.
Spellcheck: No spelling suggestions.
just me?

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Armydaughter
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:03am UTC

Today, as I was waiting in line at a store
I noticed the cashier had a British accent.
When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation.
He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking.
His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too."
nmq

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JustAnotherDumbTeen
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 1:47pm UTC

THINGS A ZOMBIE WOULD DO:4% - Moan8% - Eat your brain13% - Eat your flesh75% - Dance with Michael Jackson

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 1:35pm UTC

CATO
JOHANNA
BEETEE
TRESH
RUE
FINNICK
GLIMMER
CLOVE
WIRESS
MAGS
FOXFACE
MARVEL
PEETA
KATNISS

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LilMissEpic15
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC

On April 6th, it will be Witty Profiles's 9th birthday.
We all love that Steve created the site; let's show him the love with this quote <3

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LoveyouForever365
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:07pm UTC

I wish mosquitos sucked fat, instead of blood.

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blackangel39
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 12:11am UTC

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

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Sebastian_isTheName
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:50pm UTC

Call my girlfriend...
Call my girlfrien...
Call oy girly...
Call of gurty...
Call of Duty.

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ericaXD_303
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Happy Hunger Games , {may the odds be ever in your favor.} ♥

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Will you be my boyfriend?
Blink for yes
Lick your elbow for no
[;

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC

whenever i'm really tired and go to bed early:
brain: "lollll, just kiddin'! It's time to partayyy!"
feet: "i'm cold. like really cold. i might fall off."
hair: "i am going to get in your face and irritate you."
pillow: "i am secretly filled with rocks!"
ears: "hey, those trees creaking outside sound kind of like something from paranormal activity!"
me: -_- "fine, i'll go on witty then..."

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kaylagirl4298
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 11:30pm UTC

Lazy fact #45689746406759 you were to lazy to read that number
nmf

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