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  1. misslipstick17 misslipstick17
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    We x stopped x checking x for
    Monsters
    under our beds , because we realized
    (_.·´¯`·×» they were inside us.
    [♥] [♥] [♥]

  2. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    Isn't funny how,
    If you tell a girl she's pretty, she'll remember it for a minute.
    But
    If you tell a girl she's ugly, she'll remember it forever.
    ♥♥♥
    not my format

  3. dancerox543 dancerox543
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Please read this. its worth it
    I have been dancing for 8 years. I got a new ballet teacher in September and she is amazing. I just found out tonight that her Soon to be husband (Finance) is dying from cancer really soon. He is in the hospital now . Hes coming close to death. His name is Michael. she has been so depressed lately. She loves him a lot. When he calls, i see the biggest smile on her face. She talks about him a lot. I know it must hurt to have someone who you arent even married with, go away after you just found love. She doesnt Deserve it.
    PLEASE CLICK THE <3 . MY CLASS WANTS TO SHOW HER PEOPLE CARE AND WE LOVE HER. IF WE GET A LOT OF FAVS, WE WILL SHOW HER THIS AND HOPEFULLY , IT WILL MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.♥
    This is 100% true. I swear .

  4. AmandaKathleen AmandaKathleen
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 5:27pm UTC
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  5. ciaraaaaaXOXO ciaraaaaaXOXO
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    I'm going to take a
    [hot shower]
    it's like a normal shower,
    but with me in it

    not my format/ quote

  6. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    That horrible moment,
    wHen THe TeacHers picK THe
    Partners for you.

  7. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    EPIC FAILS.
    FAV IF THESE HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU.
    I've tried splashing my face like the acne commercials.
    My result?
    NoT a clean face. BuT a waTer-covereD floor.

    I've tried batting my eyelashes like the girls in the movies.
    My result?
    A very creepeD ouT Boy, wHo assumeD I HaD a TwiTcH.

    I've tried to cry like the beautiful girls in movies.
    My result?
    Black streaks, and a snotty nose.

  8. confessioncentral confessioncentral
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Kid: Mom, can I wear a mini-skirt today?
    Mom: No!
    Kid: Can I wear lipstick?
    Mom: No!
    Kid: Can I wear high heels?
    Mom: No!
    Kid: But mom, I'm 18 years old!
    Mom: I know John, I know..

  9. awsuminsomniac awsuminsomniac
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    I hate those moments.
    when you zone out in class
    then you get called on...
    and feel like a moron :)

    notminebutissotrue
    not my format

  10. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 7:21pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. xoczxolyfe xoczxolyfe
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    &who Else
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Has always wanted to die, see how people to take it,and then come back to life

  13. iloveyouux16 iloveyouux16
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ Too sexy that if you go out with just one person, everybody will get jealous and depressed therefore killing themselves and ending humanity

  14. liveyourlife23 liveyourlife23
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    have you ever looked at a picture
    and seen a stranger in the background?
    It makes you wonder
    how many
    s t r a n g e r s
    [ have pictures of y - o - u. ]
    .♥.
    not my format

  15. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    All-New Divorced Barbie!
    Sell's for $199.9
    Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car,
    Ken's Boat...

  16. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    I Hate Boys who Think
    They can get any girl they want ♥

  17. endlessdreamer96 endlessdreamer96
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
    If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
    {A} Almost Boobs.?
    {B} Barely there.
    {C} Can't Complain.
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
    ~facebook

  18. Heyitscassy Heyitscassy
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    I Speak
    Fluent Sarcasm

  19. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    choking on a drink,
    then drinking it again to unchoke

  20. ManyThings123 ManyThings123
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    -If Laughing Was AnExersise.
    I think I Would Be The Skinniest person In The World :) <3

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