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misslipstick17

1. misslipstick17
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   January 31, 2013 12:53pm UTC
   S(he) Beli(pushedherdownthestairs)eved.
   
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2. misslipstick17
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   January 26, 2013 7:51am UTC
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   Um no. Too much effort
   
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3. misslipstick17
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   January 26, 2013 7:46am UTC
   I only weighed 8 pounds when I was born look at me now I really let myself go
   
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4. misslipstick17
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   January 26, 2013 7:43am UTC
   me: wow that guy over there is really hot hot
   guy: is that a potato staring at me
   
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5. misslipstick17
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   January 26, 2013 7:41am UTC
   mom : did you eat all the donuts
   me : no
   mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
   me : thats crystal meth
   
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6. misslipstick17
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   January 26, 2013 7:34am UTC
   I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest you're not winning that.
   
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7. misslipstick17
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   January 26, 2013 7:31am UTC
   You may have a hot body but I have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
   
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8. misslipstick17
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   January 26, 2013 7:29am UTC
   how do people approach their crush i don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in mcdonalds
   
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9. misslipstick17
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   January 26, 2013 7:27am UTC
   Does running away from your responsibilities count as exercising?
   
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10. misslipstick17
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    January 26, 2013 7:22am UTC
    I hope you step on a Lego tomorrow.
    
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11. misslipstick17
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    January 26, 2013 7:20am UTC
    Me: Okay it's 7 am.
    Me: I should get up.
    Me: Just five seconds.
    Me: Five minutes.
    Me: Five hours.
    Me: Five days.
    Me: Five years.
    
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12. misslipstick17
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    January 26, 2013 7:18am UTC
    I'm a nice person i just hate everyone
    
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13. misslipstick17
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    January 26, 2013 7:16am UTC
    2 headphones: you can't talk to me
    1 headphone: you can't talk to me
    no headphones: you still can't talk to me
    
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14. misslipstick17
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    January 26, 2013 7:12am UTC
    I wish a was a cat... Cats don't have to worry about college or how much of a failure they are.
    
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15. misslipstick17
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    January 26, 2013 7:09am UTC
    I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me
    
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16. misslipstick17
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    January 26, 2013 7:06am UTC
    I have homework.. but I also have a laptop
    
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17. misslipstick17
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    January 26, 2013 7:03am UTC
    boys fall for me because I trip them with my laptop charger
    
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18. misslipstick17
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    January 13, 2013 6:45am UTC
    People from school : Drugs
    People from witty : Nutella
    People from school : short skirts
    People from witty : sweats
    People from school : boyfriends
    People from witty : cats
    People from school : parties
    People from witty : internet
    People from school : extrovert
    People from witty : introvert
    People from school : s.e.x
    People from witty : love
    we are better, k.
    
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19. misslipstick17
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    January 10, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    Keep holding on
    
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20. misslipstick17
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    January 5, 2013 6:46am UTC
    Don't let society's standards take away your beauty..
    
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